i'm getting real tired of #bears games being blacked out in my area.

well 10-14" is just not possible. #snoworpenis

have a wonderful thanksgiving, lyz! i'm spending mine drinking, cross-stitching, and watching the first wives club.

lol j/k. could you imagine. go #bears

this is almost enough to make me a lions fan.

listen, i was comfortable with the 4-6" and now i'm being told it's more like 6-10" and i don't really know if i'm ready for that. #snoworpenis

does this place do hashtags? my mental health needs me to revive #snoworpenis, and the universe is telling me i have to deal with at least 4" inches this weekend.

what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

threw the dogs in the car and went hunting for the northern lights. found em.

the senate passed their CR bill stuffed with a bunch of bullshit, including language that will destroy the hemp industry.

if that language makes it through the house, the business my husband and i have built over the last 2 years and launched less than 6 months ago will be dead for no good reason.

kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music

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"I don't want a Disney vacation of our history! I don't a whitewashed history, I don't want a homogenized history. Tell me the wretched truth about America, because that speaks to our greatness" -- 20 hours into his speech, Cory Booker is spitting absolute 🔥

cory booker doesn't even look tired! we're all standing with you @booker.senate.gov! well, not literally. i am sitting on my couch.

grand canyon fake-ass university

democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard

Gonna take a cue from Kendrick and really lean into my hater era this year and every year after.

It absolutely ripped, Boob.

I was not on board with flared jeans coming back but Kendrick Lamar might have changed my mind.

MUSTAAAAAAAARD

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy"

KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

#superbowl

I kinda hope Kendrick does this whole thing with no guests.

movie idea: glen powell and adam brody team up to do literally anything.

same for adam brody.

tbh glen powell can be in every commercial and i wouldn't be mad.

To be clear, this is about the tongue commercial.

Wow I hated that so much.

not sure Snoop Dogg fresh off performing at Trump’s inauguration is the best spokesperson for Stand Up To Hate tbh

go eagles imo

y'all got lazy with your celebrity-sized budgets.