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Posts by Ben the Merman
They gotta learn to protect them selves
Where?
Too tired and h*rny to be at the office today 🥲
Trying to speed run my calls this morning so I can get to the pottery studio 🥲
Girl put them all in the hidden folder!
I hope it’s a Boston southie accent
I’m not seeing enough butts on this humpday 😔
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Caught my side profile while on camera in the conference room and loving that my arm finally looks big
Wear a jock to the office type weather in spring 🌡️
Depends on the type of bagel…
Strawberries please
I may not have Pokopia (yet), but what I do have is a team of self-made Pokemon pottery.
Ooooh I love the shape!
But what did you make in pottery class?
And it’s almost always a thirst trap
Heading to the office all jacked up on Sudafed and cold brew let’s DO THIS
SAME like why couldn’t I be sick during the work week
While on a cruise too yikes. Can’t mix the drink package with Sudafed lol
Is it happening to everyone??
Of course I get a sinus infection over my bday weekend 🤧
Something something cake by the ocean
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Shrill voiced white girls need not come into the gay barsssssss
Just cause we can doesn’t mean we should. And some content is best enjoyed in its written form because so much would be lost in the translation to screen.
Princess Donut….is going to blow the whole budget. And still no combination of CGI, animal actor, or puppetry would portray her regality.
Hot take: not every book or book series needs a live-action adaptation.
Play with my peen while I tell you how stressful my work day was 🙂↕️