49ers general manager John Lynch said the team is using AI to evaluate draft picks. “The cool thing is you don’t need to be an expert.”

Good luck to the Niners!

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

Anxious for all of the anger and vitriol to suddenly be ramped up from Philly fans towards A.J. Brown that had previously been hurled at reporters all offseason who suggested and reported he’d be on the move.

Here’s a spoiler alert; neither Brown nor the media deserved the outrage.

If Ponds was 5'11 he would be CB1 this year by a mile.

Sources: There is a new highest-paid kicker in the NFL, as the Cowboys and All-Pro Brandon Aubrey have a deal.

Aubrey gets a 4-year, $28M, record-setting extension with $20M guaranteed.

The Cowboys can now turn their attention to George Pickens…

Pennsylvania's motor-voter system effectively screens non-citizens from voter registration • Pennsylvania Capital-Star The audit also revealed problems with PennDOT’s data security protocols and recommended tighter internal controls.

Pennsylvania's auditor general, a Republican, audited 210,000+ new voter registrations under Gov. Shapiro's new motor voter system to see if noncitizens were registering to vote.

They found one. One.

And that was because a PennDOT staffer erred. It was fixed before the driver left the office.

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

How The Onion Won the Infowars Sale — and Shut Up Alex Jones for Good YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT

The untold backstory of how @theonion.com has finally struck a new deal to take over Infowars — with the help of Sandy Hook families.

And what @bencollins.bsky.social plans to do with @timheidecker.bsky.social and Alex Jones' studio (and desk!)

🚨👀 youtu.be/jC7cZU5_hsU?...

There's a war on for your mind.

theonion.info

THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

InfoWars Let me tell you a story. When I was a child, I suffered from night terrors. It was always the same dream: I could hear my family and neighbors wailing…

theonion.info

Kevin O’Connell said he’s been talking to Harrison Smith every few days. “Now that you remind me, I’ll probably bug him today,” O’Connell said.

Most of the conversations have been about how Smith, his family and his golf game are doing. “We’re trying to give Harrison as much space as possible.”

Ben flipping off Trump tower during an anti-ICE protest :)

@bencollins.bsky.social, you're my hero. I couldn't be prouder of you.

PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT Follow Pablo down the rabbit hole, beyond the game — every Tuesday, Thursday and Friday — on his award-winning video podcast, now part of The Athletic Podcast Network. You’ll get a deep-dive "talkume...

EXCLUSIVE: @theonion.com tells me they've struck a (long-awaited) deal to take over Infowars.

New PTFO on how America's finest (fake) news source trolled Alex Jones, with the blessing of Sandy Hook families — and what @bencollins.bsky.social is planning next — will be up soon

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Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

😂😂😂

indeed it is i was talking shit the whole game lol

Palantir put out the most cartoonishly evil statement possible. They’re so arrogant and self-confident they don’t seem to believe their fascistic plans can be opposed.

We must get rid of Palantir altogether.

twitter-thread.com/t/2045574398...

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Genuinely I think it would be a sound strategy to go absolutely all in on calling these people satanic idolators

Is Jeremiyah Love's floor at 5 now that the Giants have 10 as well???

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

2026 NFL Draft Consensus Big Board: The Top 300 Players in the 2026 NFL Draft, According to 103 Analysts The 2026 Consensus Big Board is live. 300 players are ranked using data from 103 draft analysts. What makes this consensus board unique? What can we learn from it?

The 2026 NFL Draft Consensus Big Board is live: 300 players, 103 big boards

www.wideleft.football/p/2026-nfl-d...

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

begging someone else to take a stab at a football game

I showed this to my kid and she totally understood it and now she knows philanthropy rules and corporate greed stinks

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself

You can tell he says this phrase a lot in private.

Tax The Rich

Mamdani: When I ran for mayor, I said I was going to tax the rich

Well, today we're taxing the rich...

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