Stuff the Centaurs get up to during gym time.

#heatedrivalry

📷 ktvkoblenz

The Mystery of The Sea by Bram Stoker, dark green cover, gold lettering, top panel decoration of moon shining behind clouds.

Book Cover of the Day:

As described, depicted on cream panels.

Young Deer Gathering, Seiho Takeuchi, 1924.

These are all quotes from Frasier.

paparazzi took a picture of svetlana and rose making out at some model holiday party and the press is calling them besties

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Embroidery depicts an owl in a tree, the trunk is wound by a snake climbing, there’s a deer at the lower portion of the trunk, there’s a tortoise to one side approaching a river that has a fish swimming downstream and a hedgehog at the very top, above the tree. There is writing down one side, but I don’t know what it says.

The Homestead and the Forest, cot quilt, May Morris, embroidered by Jane Morris, 1889.

A close-up of the drawing in the previous post in this thread focusing on Shane and Ilya's faces as they stare intensely at one another.

A close-up of Ilya's face

A close-up of Shane's face.

CLOSE-UPS!!!

A digital drawing of Shane and Ilya from Heated Rivalry. Shane is laying propped up on his elbows staring up at Ilya who is looming over him. Both of their pants are undone, Ilya is in the middle of pulling up his tank top, and Shane's t-shirt is pushed up.

Things are getting.... heated.

(I'll see myself out)

#heatedrivalry #hollanov #shanehollander #ilyarozanov

Sierra sunset

I haven't read the article but so far I'm not unsympathetic to them

Opening an incognito window and searching "What are some normal things to do on the weekend"

tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'

modern day proverbs

A bright stylized poppy graphic of a sandwich board that reads "Now re-open".

WE'RE BACK, BABY!!!

My ko-fi shop is now re-opened! (But limited to prints and stickers for now to hopefully ease the shipping issues to the US a little. 🤞)

For anyone new I'll throw a little explainer on how to order prints in this thread.

ko-fi.com/kittymewes/s...

The photo shows a wooden model of a cow giving birth accompanied by two men. One man calms the cow while the other ensures a proper delivery.The calf emerges from his mother, licking the hand of the man.

Models of everyday life were deposited in #Egyptian tombs. They were supposed to support the deceased in the afterlife. One of the most charming examples is the model of a #cow giving birth.
Carved in wood, painted.
Probably from Meir, #Egypt, dating c. 2040-1985 BC.

📷 Royal Ontario Museum
🏺

Yay!

Oh I’ve been obsessed with that tag recently. These are what I’ve bookmarked.
archiveofourown.org/works/79067431

archiveofourown.org/works/80249641

archiveofourown.org/works/80148806

archiveofourown.org/works/80706826

My photo shows a frontal view of a buff-coloured Minoan pottery jug with a dark-red, stylised octopus painted beneath the dark red pouring spout. The jug has a rounded body with very short neck with out-turned rim, the body tapers downwards to a slightly turned out flat base also painted red. On each shoulder there’s a small chunky loop handle. The octopus is stylised and looks cartoon-like with a vertical dumbbell shaped body, with two large circular eyes with central red dots staring out at the viewer. From the top of the head emerge eight suckered arms. Four arms hang symmetrically downwards on each side of the body, writhing and curling at the tip. There is a similar red octopus on each side of the jug not shown in my photo.

A 3,500 year-old Minoan jar with a cartoon-like octopus under the spout! 🐙

From Kommos, Crete. Heraklion Archaeological Museum 📷 by me

#Archaeology

I will face god and walk backwards into hell

In Defense of Dumb Dogs

I want that sugar baby's brain barely holding on to it's body

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/s...

Being married is easy, I don't know why people complain about it. All you have to do is ask what your partner needs, actually listen to the answer, then figure out how you're going to train a variety of woodland creatures to put ancient curses on their enemies. It's literally so simple.

that’s cute but quick question: when john james audubon painted you, did he paint you drinking the yolk from your enemy’s eggs? nah. he painted your ass too shy to even talk to your wife

Gordon Mortensen (b.1938)
'Paint-Brush' 2004.
Coloured Woodcut.

#HeatedRivalry

Rosé Landry, hero. #HeatedRivalry

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

just the sweetest little pangolin you ever saw

fun fact: no pangolin has ever done a single thing wrong in the entire history of the world

#HeatedRivalry

Ilya: From now on we’re using code names. You can address me as "Eagle 1"
Svetla, code name “been there, done that”
Shane is “currently doing that”
Hunter is “it happened one in a dream.”
Marley, code name “if I had to pick a Boston Raider.”
Pike is... "Eagle 2."

Hayden: oh thank God
#heatedrivalry

Shane Hollander is Ilya's princess on the ice, you mess with him and you have the terror of nothern moscow to deal with. Can Shane fight? hell yeah, does he? Absolutely not, he snaps his finger and points n someone gets slammed into the boards so hard they're two feet away from the pearly gates