WHERE WAS ROSA’S SCREEN TIME

AND YOU. THE ONE READING THIS. I’M ALSO SENDING YOU TO THE MINES!!!! GET DIGGING❗️❗️❗️

I TIRE OF YOUR FRIENDSLOP, MARIO. GO TO THE MINES!! GO TO THE MARIO WONDER MINES!!! BRING ME WONDER SEEDS!!!!!!

I’m not posting that bruh i got there and she said “NINJA PEACH” and threw smoke bombs in my eyes. that HURT, peaches!!!!!

gonna go kidnap the princess I’ll post the pics after

my daughter turned herself into a fucking fish, Mario. I’ll be back.

[ moves and makes a creaking noise ]

no it sucks

what kind of plumkber is this?

this is th EPIECE OF FUCK SHIT WORTHLESS FUCK plumber

He may as well be fucking it nasty the way money is worthless now!!!

dear donkey kong: holy SHIT dude what did you do the econony is FUCKED

yours, king bowser koopa the first

dude, why has rosalina showed up to this race in deadass the prettiest shit i've seen. chill the shell down bro this is a DIRTY RACE it's not that serious

Your screaming makes me feel dolor

𝗛𝗲𝘆.

Can you make the super Mario dolor go away?

That’s not very dolite of you.

ahh… what a dolorful day…

am I?

Are we talking about this again

EGGMAN DO WATER TYPES RESSIST STEEL OR DOES STEEL RESSIST WATER I DON’T REMEMBER

Podoboo just evolved into blargh and now she’s burning everybody

alright so after i got absolutely SMACKED in that friken... capture tournament, i went back to the drawin' board. no more letting KAMEK tell ME what to do... i gotta do this the RIGHT WAY. THE BOWSER way. don't worry little podoboo i believe in you

Mario is getting OLD! this is the SECOND TIME he’s completely misunderstood a post!

miiiight be kamek…

how DARE you. my son is very tech literate and he only fell for a tf2 scam ONE TIME

YOU ARE SO LOUD!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!

IM NOT TALKING ABOUT OUT OF UNIVERSE PRICES YOUUUU OVERALL OCTOPUS

WHAT DOES NINTENDO’S SHITTY PRACTICES HAVE TO DO WITH THE RED COIN EXCHANGE RATE, FAUCET BRAIN

WHAT