hiiiiii I can't believe I have to say this, but our refill kits aren't a toy.
People are getting a little too creative with them lately, and if you don't knock it tf off, we'll have to stop making them 🫠
Sent our girls home early so they wouldn't get caught in the storms, and I think that's one of the many reasons they wouldn't set fire to our warehouse
Please enjoy an eyeball massage or two
The disco ball in me honors the disco ball in you
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I'm too old to do a discount that's the same as the age I'm turning, but I CAN give you a free Happy Effing Birthday travel candle when you spend $43+
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Thank you!! 😻
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There are two Effing Candle Co. Birthdays this weekend, and we both made each other cards 🥹
Miffy floating through the air, releasing their inhibitions and feeling the rain on their skin
omw to burn the patriarchy on the last day of women's history month
I didn't notice when it happened, but we had order number 13,000 over the weekend 🥰🕯️
🪩 So many disco balls are heading to their new homes 🪩 bye, my sparkly little angels! 🪩
Went straight from "it's too cold out, I'm staying inside with a candle" to "it's too hot out, I'm staying inside with a candle"
Oh lawd she sparklin'
Not to be super woo woo hippy dippy or anything, but grief lives in the lungs 🤍
Travel candles in a grown-up Easter basket are SO much better than those nasty ass jelly beans. If you like the licorice ones, I just want to know who hurt you?
Ngl, I love the creepy Plaza bunnies
This women's history month I'm giving the patriarchy the finger by asking dudes who own businesses how their "little hobby" is going
"I asked Chat GPT" this.
"I asked Claude" that.
Well, *I* am creating the kind of light and warmth that predates electricity, so stick that in your tech stack.
If I send you this, please know I am at my limit and my blood pressure is 9000/724
In case you were wondering, fragrance oils taste terrible.
0 stars, do not recommend.
What's the matter, babe? You've barely touched your candelussy
We're celebrating international Women's Day all weekend with 20% off all the girl power favs 🎀
Discount applies automatically at checkout 🕯️
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Not all the homies, there are plenty of haters 😆💕
In case you've never seen my face before, there is a real person running the show. The cat is my boss.
Matchboxes for humans 🤝 catnip matchbox toys for cats.
Designed by Doodles, of course
Happy International Rescue Cat Day from our internationally-loved rescue cat, DOODLE BUG!
She would like to give you free shipping on orders $28+ with code RESCUECATDAY (ends at 11:59 p.m. Central Time | doesn't combine w other offers/codes)
Don't snooze on it!
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It's the weekend! Time to stop doomscrolling, log off, touch grass, and spend some time with your fav candle 😘
