puppygirl: "are we almost to the park?? :3" owner: "yep, almost" puppygirl: "ok! >w< why didn't we go the way we normally go?" owner: "..." puppy: "why... did we go a different... way.." owner: *silently pulls a résumé out of the glovebox* puppy, scratching at the window: nonononONONONONO WOOFWOOFWOOFBARKBARKWOOFBARK
This is animal cruelty. Don't do this to her... ;(
Juno’s taxes get audited 💸
Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies.
I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
Gozu
come on man.
Battler: “NO! NO!!! This CAN'T be true!! I’ll NEVER believe in witches!!”
Beatrice: “KEE HEE HEE! Foolish Ushiromiya Battleeeer!! How else could such wicked magic come to be!!”
Ronove:
if you like having a silly goofy time, you should try large scale industrial sabotage
Two panel comic. On the first panel Sonic the Hedgehog asks Yoshi (from Super Mario series) and Kirby (from the titular series) "so... you guys can eat ANYTHING?" Both Yoshi and Kirby reply "yeah pretty much" and "it's kinda our whole thing" respectively. Sonic says "interesting..." On the second panel they are standing nearby Arby's. Sonic says to them "Oh come on, you said "anything". Yoshi and Kirby both answer with "there are limits".
torn between "we need to soften IP law to stop the calcification of the culture" and "we need to give the Tolkien estate the right to extrajudicially execute these clowns at will"
Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)
illustration of paige and mina as a knight and princess, respectively, loosely based on the tale of tristan and iseult. inset: paige and mina are on a horse, with paige drawing her sword, and mina seated side-saddle on her lap frame: the frame is decorated with intertwined hazel leaves and honeysuckle, and items related to the characters. mina's pistol and umbrella are on the left side, while paige's book and a depiction of the sword in the stone is on the right side
Apple
thank god this site is free
I'm glad it's not just people playing Super Turbo at a Japanese arcade at lunchtime who have to deal with this
Thats insanely high praise coming from you, what game is this?
I'm still thinking about the absolutely wild intro to this LeBron fancam I found last night
I'm so sorry dear is this why you're an injections girl
+r becomes so much fun once u realize ur supposed to approach it like super smash bros as opposed to a regular fg
chrisxvargas ® 5h 24 years old. Fully paid off Costco hotdog. It's not "parents money". It's not luck. It's consistency. It's discipline. I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle. COSTCO Costco $1.50 Paid $1.50 Remaining $0.00 Payment schedule Pay in 4 Fri, Jan 05 1 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Jan 19 2 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 02 3 of 4 • Paid $0.375 Fri, Feb 16 Final payment • Paid $0.375
Parapa the Rapper doing Linked In Park "One thing I don't know why it doesn't even matter how hard you try"
The 7/10 reviews for Tomodachi Life are upset over the lack of sharing features in the game (I get it) but theres also something really charming about seeing people's takes on the same character. My Kobeni Mii looks different from other people's Kobeni. It's like this tweet
