That looks tasty. Imma go eat now.

How hard I pronounce the F in “fuck no!” when people find out I’m a veteran and say “oh, so you voted for trump?”

Learn to cook - it's important. If you can cook yourself a good meal you can have a few minutes of happiness and satisfaction no matter what is going on.

Sending love. I'm so sorry. 💔

1 year ago today I was terminated by DOGE from USAID where I worked to get humanitarian aid into Gaza. Everyone I knew across almost 10 years of my career across 3 prior jobs became unemployed as well. My entire LinkedIn network suddenly became "open to work"

I'm a one issue voter. Punishment.

If you watch and share one thing today make at this. Why is every democrat in the country not talking like this?

Thank you. I learned something from this. Wish we had more reps like you.

Wait... You mean to tell me that the other foxes were cool with this fox invading the hen house and snacking on a few hens? That's preposterous!

"I'm going to pretend that you are a liar so I don't have to answer your question."

You have initiated the jealousy vortex. I can't be responsible for what I eat next. 😵‍💫

"I'm not showing up."

"YoU bEtTeR sHoW uP!!11!"

*doesn't show up

"I'm ThInKiNg AbOuT pUnIsHiNg YoU!!11!"

Clowns. And they wonder why they're unpopular. Absolute clowns.

Tell me more about this Asian sauce...

Can people not even be bothered to read their own smut anymore? This is the clearest sign I've seen yet that our society is doomed.

It's really death in a styrofoam box but man does it taste good. Now I want Canes. Dangit.

I would want one of those really bad if I actually ever went outside in the rain. That's why I don't own cows.

That's hilarious 😂

Best dog naming advice I've ever seen.

People that have never stood at their back door and yelled their dogs name over and over again have no idea how important this is.

Malicious compliance at it's best.

I just love this for them.

Play stupid games...

This is as close as the administration will get to saying, "there's no ceasefire."

Yeah, all I was able to take away from it was something like, "find a reason to be excited about the thing that your boss can't wait to replace you with"

Serious Stockholm syndrome vibes there. I guess it's easy to spout this crap if you're not paid to write code.

Gonna need a solid, credible source to support that statement.

It's a good thing it's not up to the Trump administration.

Tell me more about this contempt of congress thing...

(No, seriously, I don't know how that works.)

I'm... not sure what I was supposed to learn from this.

It's so difficult to watch.

What's a "Congress"? Is that some kind of radical lefty activist thing?

My mother uses trash bags. I've heard you can also use Christmas tree lights on larger plants. They supposedly emit just enough heat to stave off a freeze. I don't know that that's true for the LED lights though.

The burden of regulating his emotions is not on his critics. His inability to do so on his own is yet another disqualifying trait. Sorry George, I'm with you on most of your takes - this isn't one of them.