Posts by π Jaime (Smitty) βπ¨
Aauuugh bots ;_;
Please, our power is unmatched, right? I once fell asleep in a nightclub. On Salsa Night. And it was LOUD. But I was TIRED. (RIP Paul Revere's Kicks)
I'd love to know how many people would read Shadecursed if I got it up for free on royalroad!
Please like or comment if you're interested.
Why doesn't Draft2Digital charge the people who make $10K/year a maintenance fee of $12/month?
It was the largest one we've had in history! Wasn't it like 8 million people? Maybe more???
I ADORE her. She's such a funny little thing! And just the best chicken nugget ever. Kiss her for me please! β€οΈ
A red snake with a yellow belly. It has a rainbow crest and rainbow primaries on large, feathered wings. Its eyes are green and it has a few sparkly red scales on its body. It has purple eyeliner and a purple tongue.
Faoliia is the goddess of healing in Shadecursed. She's often represented by a rainbow serpent, but may also be represented by a unicorn.
Her color is blood red. In order to activate her magic, one must sacrifice some of their life to the earth. (Generally achieved with blood.)
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS: HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
Oh God, what *else*?
Wait no. No. Don't answer that. I will not invoke more bullshittery today. π«
It's the second most blocked account next to VP Couchfucker!
NOBODY WANTS THIS, BLUESKY
Downright GIDDY
Good news! OpenAI is canceling so many large purchase orders and datacenter expansions that the global price of RAM is dropping.
Down to the ground.
Hi! I'm a non-binary author.
Please don't watch the new HP Trailer. Don't engage. Just... don't.
But if you're looking for something to get into instead, why not try my Bestiary series, where you can learn about:
Hahaaaaaah!!! OMG YES. Without a doubt.
Regulations were written in blood.
The reason so many people died is because they were locked inside and unable to leave. Why? To keep them there to make sure they worked.
When anyone tells me unions are bad and harmful, I point them to this. Unions literally prevent this.
A simple MS Paint drawing of an annoyed character holding a pointer, tapping it against a board which says "Generative AI cannot become general AI."
once again, because Nvidia's back on their bullshit:
Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell winking and pointing at the camera, somehow invading its personal space.
Hey Vernal Equinox
Won't someone think of the Dow???
Dear [literary agent],
hi
book good
buy book?
thx :) :) :)
aeryn
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Cursed knowledge: Learning that John Dilworth is hawking a Courage the Cowardly Dog cr**to coin & using a.i. to promote it.
I just cannot with this fucking timeline. Can we please have one tiny mote of joy & NOT enshittify it?
Her audience has to be primarily pdfs at this point. Jesus Christ.
Would absolutely destroy a wopr n fry. Sign me up.
Can't wait to learn about METEROO DESIGN!
FARMATING!
Can barely stand on my feet,
The comments! Blatant criminals running roughshod over everyone and everything, meanwhile it's "Be POLITE to the fashies and the p**os!"
I'm VERY curious, Discord. I'm sure a lot of people are.