Ideal relationship dynamic

You should've seen me laugh the day I realized my then partner sang it "call me Jamaica!" Good times.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Pope YouTube video by Prince - Topic

You can be the president, I'd rather be the pope. You can be the side effect, I'd rather be the dope.

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

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I just spilled large pieces of satsuma over keyboard. Lawyers shall be sending cleaning bill.

Parabéns ADM, muitas e muitas aventuras bem acompanhadas no futuro!

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

She's good. Thanks for the recs, as usual. Say Nekobasu, what do you think of this lot:
tidal.com/album/474510...

HOORJ!

It cannot be overstated how much I like this new Fur Trader. Definitely one of the best albums I've heard this year, by a long margin. There are some early-McCartney-level melodies and production in display here. It's almost kind of rude, y'know. Leave some for others, Andrew geez.

Now go listen!

So exited to announce our new album, THE ROSY RED WORLD, out 6.5 on No Way of Knowing and @safesuburban.bsky.social in the EU/UK.

Pre-order now at our Bandcamp. We’ll be hitting the road this June to celebrate.

a white and black gauge with the word hz at the bottom Alt: A white and black gauge meter with the word Hz at the bottom, its measuring needle twitching wildly at the MAXIMUM level.

The ALT-COUNTRY-o-Meter is picking it up already.

Someone Still Loves You, Boris Yeltsin

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

Nice, on my watch list. Fun fact: L.O.L. S2 premiered 38 years after the release of unrelated Belgian techno anthem Pump Up the Jam.

Let's go, pioneer!

A set of screenshots from DEEP SPACE NINE. An old Klingon throws his arms around Dax and shouts "Curzon, my beloved old friend!" Dax returns the hug and says "I'm Jadzia now." The Klingon grabs her shoulders, smiles, and says "Jadzia, my beloved old friend!"

Star Trek figured this out thirty years ago. It's not hard. Even an old, drunk Klingon got it.

What the... I had no idea this happened. I'm glad you're alright, MCat! (Sorry can't help with the insurance q.)

Screenshot of a November/2025 post from the official Bluesky account on xwitter saying "every time a software tool adds an AI feature nobody asked for, a human logs off".

Hey @bsky.app, this you?

At this point it's all just sad.

...e na bunnada, não vai dinha?

James Blake - Trying Times Listen to Trying Times on TIDAL

This link doesn't care what your streaming service is, it'll work: tidal.com/album/506614...

"Poucas vezes me senti tão ofendido por algo com o qual concordo plenamente."

Aproveita que elas vão vencer na mesma época e faz um pacto de lembrar-o-outro comigo. Porquê eu esqueço com vontade.

Curioso, renovei a minha hoje (50 anos). Coitada tava vencida à quase 5 anos. Levou 2hs entre ir no Detran e aparecer a nova no app.

If you peek inside any distance runner's playlists (mine included) you'll find lots and lots of uptempo music. But every once in a while some chill album break thru. I'm v. addicted to the new James Blake. Particularly if I'm running alone and secluded so I can bawl my eyes out to Trying Times.

Não... escola dos x-men, segundo inteligência artificial, é Charlie XCX.