God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

I have to speak up for Asda here. The big Asda near us is very good, miles better than the nearest big Tesco in both vibes and food quality.

Mario and Luigi (RIP) sausages

Today is Mario Day (Mar10) so let us all take a moment to remember both Mario and his brother Luigi. They deserved better than this...

The thing no one tells you about pursuing art professionally is that no matter how good you get, you will look at other artists and go "wow, I wish I was good like they are..." every day of your whole life😹

@alfredbulbasaur.bsky.social I feel like you might know someone like this? 🤔

Retro 60s 70s style typographic illustration for 'ibuprofen' with rainbow colours and lots of swirls and stars.

The older I get, the more modern medicine becomes a very close friend. Thank god for ibuprofen.

There are a lot of very boring people in the world. Get a hobby you fucking weirdos.

@alfredbulbasaur.bsky.social me going to sainsbos

Shout out to the pokémon crabombinable for be agaisnt facism. Its fighting ice

I hate crabominable....but someone on reddit has finally given me a reason to love him

I imagine this has gone down super well at the Glasgow School of Art

Crappy bit of bacon

Look at this last piece of 'bacon' that was hidden under the others in the pack. Bastards.

tired woman laying in bed

New year, new me.

Considering I had about an hour sleep last night, I've been fairly productive today! 👍

A woman with short red hair plays baritone saxophone to a gathering of appreciative pigs

Circe Revised — Laurie Tayler, 1929

Absolutely *love* this weather. Proper cold and bright. Beautiful. And you can actually see the sky, not just a blanket of misery. And it is *fucking* cold not just ‘a bit’ cold. Perfect.

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Lucky bastard.

Don't hugely care about football, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw this news. 😬

I was looking up what bouldering was the other day, that's how desperate I am.

Due to the relentless march of time, I'm now at an age where I'm getting out of bed in the morning aching like an 80 year old.

I need to start doing some form of regular exercise but everything* I've done in the past has bored me to tears.

*like 2 things but still.

That's you that is.

tired woman laying in bed

New year, new me.

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The public yearn for animal prints. :makes notes:

An illustration of a frog with its hands on its hips Text reads IT COULD BE WORSE* * apparently

It Could Be Worse*

All the best, etc.

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Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This sport design showcases a football stadium and football surrounded by swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This sightseeing design showcases the Frauenkirche church, swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

Psychedelic, maximalist, lively, colourful, retro, 1960s style hand-drawn pen and marker travel illustration for advertising Munich, Germany as a holiday destination. This food and drink design showcases a mouth drinking a large tankard of beer surrounded by pretzels, swirls, pattern and hearts. By Laura Greenan Illustration London.

We took a trip to Munich the other week for Christmassy fun and I put together some swirly posters for the occasion.

I am still actually working at the moment, on actual commissions which is fun.

One of them is for Xmas next year! 👀

Posh white blue and gold China cup with tea. Very fancy.

Drinking my tea from a dainty China cup this morning like a fucking lady.