Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

Actually you say “I’m speaking, I’m speaking” condescendingly over and over again until you win your election

Baby getting heavy enough now that I’m eagerly awaiting enough trunk control that I can put him on my hip instead of carrying him like a sack of potatoes

It is obviously very bad that a demented old man is mashing the big red “kill random people” button his desk. But the real problem is that the button is there in the first place.

Flights becoming astronomically expensive during the brief window it’s easy(ish) to travel with a baby is so rude. 🥲

Genuinely so blessed to have a vet’s office that is so patient with Goob lol

How can therapy be regulated as an evidence based therapeutic intervention if therapists have a First Amendment right to say anything to any client?

If therapy can't be regulated as a therapeutic intervention, why would insurance pay for it any more than it pays for newspaper subscriptions?

My MIL is staying with us to help with childcare for a while and she’s been working so hard to get him to take naps in his crib and as soon as I get him I’m like “hi handsome how bout a nap… on me :)”

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That’s right, that’s right, be more isolated. Do nothing for anyone that inconveniences you. You don’t owe anyone anything, after all. That’ll finally make you feel better.

Just got a new one after retiring a refurbished Pro I purchased in 2014. If you take care of it, it’ll last you!

The visceral reaction to this is sexist. 😌

Life saving reporting, thank you for lifting them up.

Hell yeah. Every liberal still holding on to the Reddit/tattoo thing is diluting the accusation when there are so many actual on god White supremacists already in office/appointed already. Platner is going to win and he’s going to do a good job. Cope and seethe!

March 18, 2026 Today, civil rights leader Dolores Huerta issued the following statement:

Dolores Huerta's statement on Cesar Chavez: “I am nearly 96 years old, and for the last 60 years have kept a secret because I believed that exposing the truth would hurt the farmworker movement I have spent my entire life fighting for... I can no longer stay silent and must share my own experiences"

ME: it's so funny that when Sweet Baby grabs my phone she so often bashes the screen in such a way that turns the WiFi off

GOD (*head in hands*): son I am SCREAMING at you, I could not conceivably be more clear about my will for you

Gonna go ahead and say this man support Irish reuinification, for whatever it’s worth

Following high school classmates on instagram is seeing a woman who had the finest education money can buy organize the books in her penthouse by color. SMH.

I literally have to get an OT referral for my 3 month old because every time we try tummy time he’s like “oh ok cool I can sleep on my stomach?” and I’m like “no that’s not what we’re doing!!! sir!!”

They Didn’t Want to Have C-Sections. A Judge Would Decide How They Gave Birth. Two Florida women had to attend virtual court hearings while in labor to argue for their right to choose their own medical care. As their state pushes to expand some types of medical freedom, it has a...

Everything about this is sick beyond measure, but the bit at the end where the judge shrugs his shoulders at standards of care as soon as the baby is born hits particularly sharp. www.propublica.org/article/flor...

I want 18 more Knives Out films

Baby has his first cold (☹️) and is producing substances with constancies you wouldn’t believe. Curdled milk and phlegm is bonkers

Bush II set the bar very high but between this, USAID, the mass deportation atrocities and a conservative projection of the result of the anti-vax movement I think we can pretty definitively say Trump is the worst President now

windows open at night season >>>

Things we’re leaving in woke 1.0:

- popular usage of “gentrifier”
- minority politicians “not owing” meaningful policy to voters
- making interpersonal conflict an organizational problem
- doing race science on group photos
- “bodies and spaces”

Thank you for your attention on this matter!

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

motivated by offline events but maybe relevant for some: never stops boggling my mind how some are able to rationalize the toxic ways they navigate internal org disagreements - functionally punishing the urge some people have to step up to roles of responsibility in these orgs

Wide angle of an MLB pitcher. Quote reads: "No league has actively made it more difficult to watch their games than MLB has over the last 10 years. It discourages fans from tuning in." Attribution reads: Daniel O., an MLB fan, on the viewing experience.

From @theathletic.com: Baseball has been revitalized by rule changes, but according to our readers, not everything has gotten better.

The legal web of MLB's regional sports network contracts continues to subject nearly 40% of fans we polled to blackouts: nyti.ms/4bazaia

Noah Kahan doing the thing that all artists do to me, which is be touring in Boston when I’m in DC and in DC when I’m in Boston 🥲