I know I’m a big guy but my god bike seats are so unbelievably uncomfortable, my taint doesn’t deserve this. check back in when i’ve swapped it out for the grandpa seat

new whip

why the fuck is michelle visage dressed like thorgy on acid??

so we’re all done watching drag race right?

that t bell after a huge grocery run hits different

where is she??? we need her right now

hotel gym time

are you sad? here’s a picture of parker posey so you’re not sad anymore

am i too late to have a crush on isabella rossellini? she’s just so cool dog

pistachio, it’s been on loan to my folks while i moved around last year

mine is getting delivered this week! can’t wait to have mine back

why in 2026 are printers still such a pain to work with??

vacuum packing all my earthly belongings for chicago and honestly it’s changed my life (the vacuum bags)

if people thought this show had innuendoes before it’s about to be so hawny

lady gaga performing brown eyes for the first time in 15 years while on tour in japan is a very specific punishment meant just for me

finding out that i’ve been calculating my weights wrong for months lol

ok i’m going to bed but before i do i just think collectively we’d all be better off if we could just all agree that jameela jamil is the hottest woman alive

not my mom having a hand quilted Rush blanket

i do it for the buttered toast

MONEY
HOMOSEX
BUTTER

i can work with this

and we’re back

all this for an extra big mac

ok but can we please have another band like no doubt i 2026??

hell yeah!! this is so cool, first of many

thank you fitting room lighting 🫰🏻

“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:

cooking means eventually making something you think will be good and instead it’s gross AND you wasted time and ingredients and tonight was my turn. I better not see another god damned green lentil for a good long while

visiting my parents and playing a game of which will drive me to the edge first: the temperature inside the house or the wifi speeds literally being 9Mbps

i love having a little uniform that you’ll always find me in