So Joel Dommett is the new Josh Widdicombe? So happy for the return of the "let's fuck with one person" task(s). #taskmaster

a man standing in front of a crowd of people on a golf course . ALT: a man standing in front of a crowd of people on a golf course .

Coby Mayo challenging balls and strikes

If you took a drink every time the Orioles announcers mentioned that today's game was taking place in Pennsylvania, you would probably be passed out already after an inning and a half.

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I showed a real moment of personal growth today when someone who I do not respect told me in a private message that they hoped I was getting a chance to perform improv, showing they have not paid attention to anything I have posted over the last 6 years. And I didn't say a thing. Because fuck them.

This is the reason Peter Thiel and his buddies killed Gawker. Writing about open secrets was the entire point of the website.

Eight innings of great pitching in Arizona and then BP breaks out in the 9th

I will take us going 158-4 so he can have this memory.

Who among us has not found ourselves at a Waffle House by mysterious means after a very long night

I can't believe that Paul Skenes is ducking the Orioles

LOL NYT.

Young men flock to Catholicism because it provides a male-dominated hierarchical structure that doesn't demand commitment beyond weekly services like Evangelical congregations often do. Just show up, minimize the role of women and enjoy no Bible study.

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New rule: All day games at Camden Yards.

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

MLB Umpires Replaced By Lawn Chair Representing Strike Zone

All those things are true. I am still fully believing we will finish 159-3

Awesome. Hopefully they know what base to throw to by then.

(I am either relentlessly optimistic or completely checked out. There is no middle ground. 😂)

I love it for many reasons, but partially as a wrestler seeing how little effort that guy had to use to clown him.

But I hate that I now know a person named Clavicular exists.

I refuse to take a pessimistic attitude in the throes of this legendary Leody performance. You do you.

This is now a Leody Taveras stan account

I feel like ... Yannier Cano was once good ... and maybe ... now isn't.

I'magonna be in the corner giggling for a while now

I feel like... the way they talk about pitching depth... is different than the way they talked about it before opening day...

Now dealing with "just take this thing out and move that thing and make that thing bigger," which may actually take another two years to figure out.

Nonchalant animal noises

This is what the internet is made for 😭😭🤣🤣

If academics are so hell bent on indoctrinating students, I hope they are more efficient at that than they are at other tasks since I am hopefully wrapping up edits on this report TWO YEARS after I created the first design.

We are not quite at "sit on the porch in the morning" in central PA yet. And I refuse to do it until I know I can do it EVERY morning.

college basketball is nonsense that must be done away with entirely. all these students should be busying themselves with schoolwork instead of wasting away the day with endless games of "hoops"

I have a busy weekend and will be in and out after today so am taking in as much as I can

2. I need to upgrade P+ to get CBS streams for hoops. I am OK without it now but am not seeing this Siena effort
3. HBO multiview on Roku TV is clutch. Wish ESPN offered the same for wrestling
4. Wrestling Matcast on one TV while switching mats on a second TV worked well

Overall a good experience.

The first year of my annual NCAA Wrestling/March Madness holidays with no live TV package. I have ESPN Select and Paramount Plus already and added HBO Max. Initial thoughts:

1. For wrestling, which is as or more important to me, I don't get the ESPN/2 feeds. Which means no announcers. Bliss (1/?)