ngl i have no idea how my money got so bad so fast

getting a haircut feels financially irresponsible

hey :)

come to birmingham, jewellery quarter beer weekend is fantastic

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 4, Episode 21

im sorry there is no fucking way they aren't making this season of the boys a few days before it comes out

this is waaay too topical to have been filmed last year

after a pretty good period, my work has, once again, gone to shit

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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cant stop thinking about the purple route in the cave at the climbing gym

its so good, they cooked so hard with it

i feel sick :(

tip 2 tip 2 is better than anything top gear ever put out and you cannot change my mind

reckoning with the fact that my left hand is, in fact, stupid and useless

juggling is cool as fuck, i cant remember the last time i got this obsessed with a hobby

i hope to one day have enough money to be riding on a motorcycle

i hope to one day doing that

gen alpha using larp in place of poser :(

larp is fun :(

been quietly putting up with the construction noise by my flat for like six months but they woke me up at 6:30am this morning and now i have a headache so uhhhh noise complaint made, they'll be starting at 8 from now on thankyouuu

18 degrees is the perfect temperature and i will not hear any arguments against that

insane that global politics is conducted through social media

staying up until 2am because if trump nukes iran i feel like i should be awake for it

they peaky blinded me so i cant see anything

the harry styles music festival has an insane lineup

you can see straight into the peaky blinders filming from my office that's so exciting

learning how to juggle, it's going to be jester summer

parenting your child ❌

ipad video on full volume in an otherwise silent train carriage ✅

brighton grindr is so dry what happened to this place

i haven't gambled in like 2 years ive been so good

Congo, Algeria, Morocco all winning their groups calls to me though

as much as im not a gambler and i dont support or particularly care about the world cup

im going to make an absolute killing betting on it

rachel reeves should make buses free

going on a date tonight and fully cannot concentrate on work even a bit

huge fan of liz truss being a yardstick for literally everything else