He wound me up on the weekend so having the stadium sound only tonight really helped.

COME ON YOU GOONERS.

I switched off the commentary on Prime months ago & I can’t recommend it enough. Bliss.

Zubi’s finish was so good, it should have been allowed.

A late winner from King Kai was just what the doctor ordered.

HUGELY BIASED POST INCOMING.

Thinking about how Pedri does adverts for bananas again.

No harm no foul and all that but that's fucking creepy even if it isn't breaking the law.

So if a woman online seems to be overreacting to your flirty little comment or "friendly DM" just know that it probably isn't her first rodeo.

I hate football.

I’m so stressed, I’ve got a headache. From football.

Penalties & if we win, the prize is playing Italy???? Hardly seems fair.

I’ve called Age Concern.

Still ruining my life.

I hate football.

And Big Vik has a second for Sweden!

What a goal, Dan James!

@generalwitch.bsky.social

Vet called yesterday to say she asked for a 2nd opinion as the results weren’t clearcut, so she might have IBD instead. 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼

Would Arsenal be the worst ever Premier League Champions? It's a statement that reeks of jealousy but it does give us an excuse to try and rank teams to try and figure out if this holds water.

I took the bait and decided to try and see if the statement on Arsenal being one of the potentially worst Champions has any merit (hint it doesn’t and you might even be able to make the case for being a top 10 potential champion…) www.cannonstats.com/p/would-arse...

Ooof. Hope you’re taking a few months off then.

Eh. Jezebel has lymphoma, so I’m upset with the universe atm.

Oh mate. Thinking of you. 🖤

Cut my finger on the foil blister pack of my antidepressants. Can’t be a good omen, can it?

Oh, Golazo.

At least it isn’t Swing When You’re Winning.

What’s the worst song on there?

I have cancelled the wedding.

“Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Something. I’d just let them kill me.

Despair to delirium, the Arsenal 2025-6 season.

If we win the league, will Max then have to do his GCSEs?

Max Dowman becomes the youngest goalscorer in Premier League history.

He’s got school Monday.

During this season, I have aged 15 years.