The rage bait thumbnail title for this video/article should be “Marathon’s Aim Assist is Too Strong?!”

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don’t get me started about ladders in cryo

Falling off the wires above the catwalk on ai uplink trying to get to the TAD spawn because of a rollback 😭

Humanoid Robot Beats Human Half-Marathon Record theonion.com/humanoid-robot-beats-hum...

“SMALL” 🥺

Be sure to honk the horn on your way out

I love asking people silly questions when I’m a DBNO rook

“Did you take a shower today?”
“Posture check: are your shoulders square?”
“Don’t you want to stab me?” I was next to one of my own claymores for this one.

Figured out how to rook on outpost and am now ready to lose it all in ranked tomorrow

nature is healing

dropped down the ladder from index to cargo and there was a crew waiting for us :)

Happy birthday I got you this ping!

Eliminating chuds in dire marsh like the hand of god

I could be on Tau Ceti IV rn

You keep your codex entries! Also you don’t have to unlock all the factions again.

Stinky room!

You’ll need it again once you’re in the later sekgen priority contracts

Two key templates for a drrvish is a good trade right

Nona will fix you right back up and toss you back in the marsh to run again

Did a few shifts in the lose everything factory and well you can probably guess what happened

mischievous but still wants to set a good example for da kids: putting their toys away

the easter bunny is mischievous and benevolent. It likes to hide the candy filled eggs as a fun game for all the children to play

A terrible guide to the terrible terminology of U.S. Health Insurance YouTube video by brian david gilbert

BDG is here to help. I am also here to help. (Assuming this relates to US health insurance) youtu.be/-wpHszfnJns?...

What do you mean gummy vitamins aren't candy? YouTube video by Complexly

They’re unfortunately delicious and will kill you in a most peculiar way. Hank Green and Brennan Lee Mulligan explains: youtube.com/shorts/8RDEi...

OR the ferrofluid lion and its handler that only ever talks down to you in increasingly arcane corpospeak (voiced by Morla)

okay but have you seen the giant worm that’s nice to you

That’s supposed to end today or tomorrow

Aren’t we getting duo outpost this week too

Curious to know what the new middle room key combo is

Godspeed

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