my sexy rich bitch fantasy is that I go to a cafe and buy one of those 8 dollar tiny orange juices they sell. and I chug it. i don't even savor it cause I have sooo much money I can just fuck up a tiny OJ without a thought.
Posts by Valiance
laundry day when it's freezing. i am in the must fuckass clown layers, the dregs of my wardrobe that I never wear. and I'm in the fanciest cafe in the neighborhood cause it's across the street from the laundromat >:)
I was genuinely so charmed when I saw Finding Nemo the Musical at Disney World like five years ago. I am SO susceptible to emotional manipulation by leitmotifs. Just keep swimming T_T It's gonna be okay T_T
You ever been on an empty subway platform at midnight thirty and sneezed so hard the whole station echoed w it
me, a grown ass woman, still making hitherto unseen toothpaste mistakes
my phone goes black and white at night so I'm less tempted to fuck around on it, but when I'm reading manga late at night it's all b&w anyway so >:)
it's pajama pants weather >:)
In cosplay at a con. Vascilating between "I love cons" and "I hate cons" and "I love cosplay" and "I hate cosplay" SO RAPIDLY! Somehow, I missed this :P
Nothing I love more than trying to post things or send messages while underground and having them completely consumed by the ny subway system
Fatal Frame II scared me worse than any game has in years and it is ONLY (I think) because I cannot aim for shit on controller and that made the ghosts So Scary Dangerous
headache of monumental proportions. cause?: idk me something i did probly
The purpose of art is to reveal the horror of existence in a way that makes everyone horny
It's so good and easy to make T_T imagine if Gatorade was less sweet and a little more tart it is AWESOME
the problem with making bomb-ass pickle lemonade once is now. i want it all the time for every beverage with every snack and or meal
hot pot.................................
My tiktok acount still says I'm 23!!????
A slapdash drawing hastily done with one finger in a phone notes app. A vague shape of a guy has a filled plastic to-go iced drink attached to a backback strap with what looks to be the same material. An arrow indicates the drink.
I once saw a guy in an elevator who somehow attached a full iced drink to his backpack strap. like this! it was amazing! out of this world innovation!
Posts like this are how you can tell I've returned to an old favorite lmao
Once again, I am angrily declaring my love for objectively poorly-written female characters because it isn't their fault some men can't write any experiences but their own >:/
I just don't want to spend the first hour after spending a movie explaining/defending it to my mom while I'm still frigging processing it myself. You watched it too!!
pouring one out for all the commuters I see who have an open book on their lap, but are nonetheless ensorcelled by their phones. I feel you -- good try
soberly editing all but one exclamation point ! and one smiley face :) out of my emails cause I'm a font of professionalism
Paying for school with medical studies. Must say, I WAY prefer my friends going "🤩 omg are you gonna get super powers!??" to the ones telling me it's dangerous and I'm going to die of weird experimental meds.
Dangerous for me to walk into a comic shop. What if I see a good Dan Mora comic and it tricks me into buying an issue I don't want?
An illustration set against a bright red background. At the bottom half of the illustration is a rabbit, mid run. It's head is pointed down and the iris of it's eye is the same red as the background. Text overlaying the image says 'If they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you.' Which is from Watership Down by Richard Adams.
bunny
It was write emails or go to bed early and there is not one universe where I'd ever have picked emails
“Just” friends, as if friendship could ever be just anything. As if it doesn’t run soul deep, carved into bone like initials on a tree. As if it doesn’t have the power to save you or bring you down to your knees.
Did Sephiroth do this? It's a shopping cart On top of a fence post I used to work retail, I would likely leave this forever. Not because I think it's super cool, but because I wasn't paid enough to correct something like this
thinking about him again
eggsauceted (eh?)