He has discovered the kitty cam.

Crib Dribbler A new baby brings so much excitement and joy. Which is the perfect setup for this prank gift box. Those overwhelmed, new parents won't see it coming. MEDIUM: 11.25" x 9" x 3.25" *This is just an empty...

LOOOL. That last one is a prank gift box!! The idea is that you put your real gift inside, but the box gets some funny reactions if you're opening it in front of a group! Their website has a bunch of options. pranko.com/collections/...

Are you a curly girl? Sounds like you need some leave-in conditioner.

a very sleepy one o;

Catloaf is sitting in a patio chair in a mystical backyard scene with two lawn flamingos and a fire pit.

🦩🦩
#secondlife

House cat admiring Artemis pre splashdown parachutes

#splashdown

MASSIVE disagree. It's the OG, I don't have to rigidly plan every minute of every day to ensure I get to do everything I want, it's not humid and sticky as balls, it's cozier, park-hopping is SO much easier, better Pirates, WAY better Small World... I could go on.

West!!!! We're goin to Didneylan :)

A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU

Gentle reminder…

11 days until I am sharing the most delicious churro with my husband in front of an adorably fakey castle 🩷

The cartoon of the guy saying “say I am alive” to a computer” and the computer says “I am alive” and the guy replies “Oh my god”

Every credulous buffoon in Tech Journalism:

YAAY!! Glad you found some! :D

Try Moonphase! They have lots of various bom nips for a bunch of bodies and they are both in-world and on MP. Not sure if EVERYTHING is on MP though, so I would check both!

Pokemon rumble spheal in an elevator with the text "KEEP SCROLLING I WANT TO GO UP"

I tell him every day!!!

Watch, nothing will happen to him. The dems will "condemn" it in posts on socials with their panties in a knot, and then they'll do NOTHING ACTUALLY HELPFUL about it. At what point are we allowed to say "dance the fascism away" doesn't work and a select few EVIL people actually need to fucking die?

Fluffy orange kitty

Booger Boy

The goddamn fries are so good. I'm kinda pissed they won't be permanent.

I'm so happy for you!!!! 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

Truly, I'd prefer to pretend you guys just don't exist and I'd be THRILLED if the feeling is mutual. Stop evading blocks to make yourself mad.
As an also mentally ill person in treatment, I've learned that intentionally seeking out triggering materials is a form of self harm. Take care of yourself.

Don't publicly call me a stupid bitch by name and I won't have to provide you with an accurate assessment to be mad about for over a month.
For the record, the "cult" post you decided was about you was actually about the US STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS. Check the dates. I don't think about you at all.

can't stop fuckin WAVING at my monitor when I say goodbye on my work calls. i'm not on cam. nobody can see me. i just do that.

It's so sad that we need these disclosures because certain people can't help but involve themselves and hurt their own feelings.

A SKLETTON THINKIN ABOUT SOME THING ELSE AND IT SAYS " WHAT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION I AM NEVER PAYING ATTENTION ITS NOT MY FAULT AND I ALSO DONT WANT TO " - FORGOT WHAT ELSE I WAS TOING TO TYPE HERE SORRY - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SORRY - dashare.zone ADMIN

Feels like a good time to reshare this w/ dialogue about the new user experience opening back up. When you shy away from a newbie for not meeting this "modern standard", you're genuinely engaging in classism and hurting the platform, whether you mean to or not. You were once a noob.

#secondlife

Me when I see a crocheted object in a movie/tv show/online/in person/literally any setting: "omg someone crocheted that"

doodle of a factory producing a conveyor belt of dittos with one shiny blue ditto amongst them. the next "panel" depicts the line moving along with the shiny ditto missing and blue slime, the color of a shiny ditto, on the factory worker's lips

well they should use this boost in profits to treat their employees better LOL

I am tired of hearing about the mcdicks ceo, the burger king ceo, the wendy's ceo... I don't rly give a fuck about how much you want to eat your own burgerslop, I think you should compete against each other with something like... who can pay their employees more??

He descended to the toaster, and on the third setting popped up again.
(Yes, that’s a rapture toaster)