Might as well be fuckin Antarctica or some shit

My executive function is soooo fucked up 😭

What is going on.

Dark-skinned? Jacob Elordi? PASS. 🙄🙄🙄

If I was a millionaire, I too would move to California. If you can afford it, why not? It’s beautiful. They have the best weather in the country. The best views. The best time zone, imo…

The anti-Cali propaganda is rich ppl trying to get poor/mid class to move out so they can buy up the state.

Woo by Rihanna is still one of the most underrated songs in the last decade. I’ve been on that hill for nearly 10 years. I will die on that hill.

Happy Friday.

Bring back eggplant purple clothing!

Citi increasing my credit limit without me even asking should be a fucking crime. Feels like I’m not in control.

Does that mean TELPAS and LEP paperwork are done?

I haven’t been to Massachusetts, but is there a more WASP-y state than Pennsylvania. Or does it get even more WASP-y…

No thanks. Happy to be back in good ol’ Texas.

I hate fireworks real bad. lol. With everything in me.

It’s always around this time in the summer when I start feeling like “wtf am I supposed to be doing” 😭😭 Why am I up drinking coffee at 9pm, no shower, no lights off, not in the bed.

I hate books with pictures of the characters on the front. 😂 I immediately judge the writing as being terrible if the author assumes I need help visualizing anything.

Why is Israel running ads on my fucking Tubi???

Who won the Battle of the Blues, Sammy or Pearline?

People who go away to college and return to live and raise families in their hometowns are fascinating to me. That’s really something.

Still…

Still waiting to talk to someone at Mohela…

When did Botox become something for the under 25s??? Filler I can understand. But botox???? 😳

She expected that Puffy would guide her like Evan, Jay Brown, TyTy, and Hov did with Rihanna, but that man completely pulled her into the underworld. It’s every parent’s worst nightmare.

Yes, she made a lot of shitty choices, but 22 year olds are not mature enough or wise enough to know.

22 year olds know nothing and they’re about as easy to influence as a toddler.

Even still I feel really bad for what happened to Cassie and how she got taken advantage of. She would never have had a superstar career, but any chance she had was stolen, and she was turned into a glorified prostitute.

I still haven’t watched the Puffy/Cassie video, and I hate that I even started reading the court transcripts.

I don’t want to know about this kind of shit. The public should never be burdened with it.

Money makes people feel invincible. Untouchable. No other explanation for how that man could think he would get away with such deviance and hubris with no one finding out.

May that kind of success never find me.

I just feel like…if US government leaders can use Signal and other unsecured apps to communicate classified intel, why should I be stressing myself to change my network password every 60 days?

PLEASE.

That new Fantastic Four movie has the most unattractive cast I have ever seen. My god…whatever movie star good looks they had before filming were beat out of them in the make up chair.

I’m still salty about how they had lil Ani go out in Revenge of the Sith. Broke my soul. I refuse to watch it again and certainly not in the theaters.

From the previews alone The Accountant 2 looks terrible. Like a lazy, dispassionate money grab.

Poke Works gon get my money every time.

I need a believable excuse to leave work right now. A tragedy, an emergency, literally anything.

I complain about character development being missing from or weak in everything today, but the character development in Sinners was an amazing. It made the plot soooo believable and immersive.

I need either a book or a prequel!

Annie and Smoke 😭😭😭 Whyyyy