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Captain Picard got a floating chair eventually. Seems like it should be doable.

Would also accept a pill that stopped my hair from growing and needing cut.

Throw in The Last Starfighter on a TV near the bar and I’m in.

Well this aged well.

My dog is really giving “YouTube Thumbnail Face” here.

I kinda figured it was a Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner thing

Examine tank top stains

I haven’t donated a cent since I found out the opposition response to the end of Roe was “Let’s sing on the steps of the capitol.”

This is his Dukakis moment.

Uh, hey, @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @aoc.bsky.social are you just gonna let this one go today? Have read/found zero press on Dem response to this absolute fascism today. You guys still in bed, or what?

Doing my part to fight against the relentless onslaught of cats and possums around here.

This is the original “peanut butter sandwich” book to me. Firm and engaging on the outside; soft and lacking (jelly) in the middle.

He’s definitely got Resting Unabomber Face. If he wants to paint the utility closet psychedelic colors, I’m not standing in his way.

I haven’t seen a single “You Don’t Mess With The Zohran” meme and I am disappointed in all of you.

No way this sounds remotely like a banjo without some fancy effects downstream.

28 Birds Later

You’re like Orlando Jones in the Time Machine movie!

Which end of the bunny am I looking at?

Save early, save often…

Everybody except the bald guy on that one show

*toke* Hey I know… Let’s take an Ovation and throw on a humbucker and a bat.

This is the first post I’ve organically stumbled upon here featuring banjo content. BlueSky has finally hit its stride.

Calm down, Satan

Until I read the description, I genuinely thought this was a guy wearing a Michael Myers mask and a Mike Myers wig.

*snikt*

“Why yes I only play open chords, why do you ask?”

Imagine rocking out at practice, getting in the groove, moving with the music… and accidentally stabbing your drummer in the face with your guitar.