This bit is extremely Nintendo

Where tf does Bluesky even find these little freak trolls

Tomodachi 3 screenshot in which an Alice Mii watches a TV with Northernlion on it playing something that looks strangely like Mario pissing

If my Miis are good, I let them watch Northernlion

*reading Fredrich Engels' writings* "erm, no actually, the world would be better with more commodity, actually, you fool"

Next step: make the Miis Catholic

Made a place that no Mii will want to go to

Long John Silvers

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

Anyways, I keep picturing Miis playing games in this big field of rye and all. Thousands of Miis, and nobody's around- nobody real I mean- except me.

People aren't making rent so big boss can have a high score that he totes around pedophile island like a kid with their Galaga score

Big fan of that line in Trump Art Of The Deal that (paraphrased) just says "I'm not really in it for the money anymore, money is like a score and I have the most points :3"

There is this app I need to use for work that everytime it updates, the patch notes are always "streamlined the experience" and luke NO THAT'S NOT A NOTE THAT'S NOTHING YOU SAID NOTHING I'M GONNA THROW CHAIRS AT YOU

Every corporation is fucking allergic to releasing patch notes for their software beyond just saying "made the experience better :3" it seems

Cave johnson speech bubble

Tomodachi 3 screenshot of the storefront of "My Treasure Shop" The window displays show Trump: Art of the Deal, Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto, and a pixelated SMB1 Mario

Game's fun

Tomodachi life screenshot of a full view of my island. with a main road that loops around 3 small islands each with their own distinct vibes. there is also a boardwalk and harbor at the south-east side of the island

Tomodachi life screenshot of my rural section of my town featuring a forested little island and a large house filled with miis

tomodachi life screenshot of my neighborhood section of my island featuring small neighborhood streets dense with housing and miis

tomodachi life screenshot of my commerce section of my island. featuring little trucks and an alley

I'm happy with how my tomodachi life town is coming along :)

theres still lots to do but for 2 days of gameplay i think this is pretty nice

this jevil bores me. bringeth me out the pomni

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

YOU BUILT THE SYSTEM THAT FORCES US TO DRIVE REMEMBER WHEN GM BOUGHT THE STREETCAR NETWORKS WHAT DID YOU DO THEN??????

Two panel comic. Panel 1: Godzilla emerges from the depths of the sea. Panel 2: he’s standing in middle of nowhere Ohio looking confused and unimpressed. There’s a sign by his feet that reads: WELCOME TO OHIO - Home of the

Two chickadees sit on a branch, one says: "Whoa! Look!" indicating a light in the sky over the horizon. The other one says: "Pretty!" The first one says "Do you think that's Venus or just a bright star?". The second one looks nervous, stumbling "Oh... uh... yeah it's probably Bemus"

Venus

Cancel Reply Forbidden Jay Bluesky is made with Al, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code Can you ask them to stop?

Asking the forbidden question

*you're

Honey...

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

Every time I fail to open the app this post gets another 100 likes

Peter Griffin lying dead on the floor, mouth gaping open

"Blusky is built on AI! It's the future, and if you're not using it, you'll be forgotten in the past!"

Blusky servers every other day:

We can fucking tell

Claude shitting bricks rn