Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.

Tomodachi life real

ME: (meeting the devil) I love your eggs.

universe says do your dishes idiot there's literally nothing else to do

trying to procrastinate but all my endless doomscroll sites are slow LMAO

Hugh will you create in #TomodachiLife: Living the Dream?

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clippy drawing that reads "have you considered using your brain instead of asking chatgpt?"

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#art

I make video game because I want to make story that is also toy

the most important thing to do is have an animal that people associate you with so that they can send you pictures of the animal when they want to talk but they aren't sure what to say

Human (not Pokémon)

bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Human_(...

Say, my polymorphic pal, do you think the humans would be flattered if we made a page for THEM?

Hm, if my memory serves their base stats weren't very high - that must have been why they needed us to protect them!

living the dream

Portal comic. Currently Wheatley is on the mainframe and GLaDOS is a potato. Wheatley: Look, for the record, I'm just saying that I THINK that within the next 2 years. AI will have replaced most major pollinators. GLaDOS: ...Just keep pretending to ignore him, he'll probably... The text on Chell's shirt: Agreed. We should ignore him. GLaDOS: Are... you? Doing that? On purpose? With your shirt? The shirt: No, I am the shirt. Please don't let the person wearing me know I can do this.

GLaDOS (to Chell): Hey, I need you to lift me up so I can get a good view of your upper torso. For... normal reasons. Chell complies. GLaDOS: Thanks. The shirt: You really know how to talk to the ladies! GLaDOS: Come on. The shirt: Anyways. Want to know my deal? I'm the ghost of Cave Johnson. Told the lab boys to make me immortal. Didn't say how. GLaDOS (shorting out in surprise): WHAT??? The shirt: Hahahaha. No I'm fucking with you.

GLaDOS (to Wheatley): Hey, you up there! Wheatley: Hah, are you finally gonna admit I'm right? GLaDOS: No, I need you to look at the human's shirt. And tell me what it says. Wheatley: ...That's a trick question innit. GLaDOS: No, I actually want to know. Wheatley: You're trying to make me stare at a woman's chest so I look sexist. GLaDOS: I'm asking you an actual question. Wheatley: I've never done it, ever. Don't even know what they have there. Never will, because I'm not sexist. Or maybe this is an advanced ploy to make it look like I can't read. I can, I mean I do, so much. Love books. Been reading the Odyssey. Not sure if you know that one, but I'm already on the part with his son... GLaDOS: That's the start of the book. Wheatley: SHUT UP!!!!! SHUT!!!! UP!!!! Chell looks down at her shirt to see the text says "get ketchup on me for twenty extra points".

Was helping to cash out the items for a large group of girls ranging from teens to parents and the total came to $69.67. As I said it I met eyes with the teen and we started laughing and then the mom said "nice" and everyone started laughing

Sure

Sometimes, the system works.

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency
me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news
operator: is it a news site
me: not really
operator: why don’t you go to a news site
me: i don’t know
operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want
me: 75

we used to be a society

I'm writing my own eulogy because I don't want my family to say I was a control freak.

Tumblr post from paper-mario-wiki: "if you dont like the trash pokemon and the keys pokemon and the ice cream pokemon fuck you"

posted this in 2019 and i stand by it

You know, I’ve said for a long time that a big problem in the entertainment industry these days is people claw their way in so young and are so afraid to take a break that they have no time to have actual life experiences, so they write about media they’ve seen instead of things they’ve lived-

i’m all for sex positivity but why can’t trees keep it to themselves during pollen season, leave my sinuses out of it

4 panel comic meme showing girl saying: "Girls, did you know.... That uhm," before she gets replaced by super mario creature saying: "I'm a chuckster!" causing mario to go into game over in super mario sunshine

making a deeply resonant piece of art by just taking the beginning of final fantasy 7 and find/replacing the word "reactor" for "data center"

UNOWN COOL S

This episode was great, now it's worse
#TheAmazingDigitalCircus #tadc #ytp