you can make it pretty far in life by just not being an annoying dickhead. which is why it's strange that so many people seem to be dickheadmaxxing

the 2000 Supreme Court:

Things to respond with when fitness accounts slide into your DMs:

- who’d you vote for
- are your vaccines up to date
- do Black lives matter
- which team should a trans female athlete be allowed to play on

don’t skip! post you in another country x

Canada is gorgeous

this app goes down more than I do

Oh my god, the nav system on this Rolls Royce literally lets you redline entire neighborhoods. The no go zones are real!!

Salute to an all-time tweet

Kash Patel making every FBI agent take a polygraph test in which the only question is "do you think I'm based or not."

love when the Denver PD routinely fires out emergency alerts for areas 3 or more miles from my house!!!!!!

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

if you watch Roku City long enough you can see 9/11 happen in there

a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white Alt: a large explosion with the words ka-boom written in white

your heart rn

Bald bearded gay smiling at the camera in a purple Nike sweatshirt

i really like wearing purple

😍😍😍

okay. sure.

time to see how Abbott Elementary is gonna start to undo the mistake they made last week

god forbid we have more to life than just work, management!!!

i am so proud of all you sluts for posting ass and hog on the TL yesterday and today 🫡

truly hate that I’m being forced to use/pretend to like AI by leadership at work so I can keep earning a paycheck in the hellscape sigh

Article from The Wrap. Headline that reads: Inside Doug Liman's $70 Million Al-Made Movie Starring Casey Affleck and Gal Gadot "Bitcoin: Killing Satoshi" will be looking for buyers at Cannes and is billed as the first fully-generated, studio-quality Al feature film Emily Zemler April 15, 2026 @ 6:00 AM

One of those headlines that just gets hilariously worse as you read it

🤞🤞🤞 you got this!!

😘😘😘

INTERACTING WITH MARK'S CHATBOT IS THE LITERAL OPPOSITE OF CONNECTING WITH MARK

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses 🤓

cannot shake this sense of impending doom sigh

the problem with politics remains that you can’t trust anyone who wants to be in charge. you need to pick someone at random for governor, maybe the night manager of the 24 hour mcdonalds

Here’s the story of one of them. Awful www.thestranger.com/forced-out/f...

omg I haven’t been on much lately so I didn’t see! glad you’re okay!

how much money does the marine corps lose