Your resistance is 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨.

So sorry 😢. Hang in there.

Eden Rainbow-Cooper, of Portsmouth, England, raises her arms while approaching the finish line while winning the women's wheelchair division of the Boston Marathon, Monday, April 20, 2026. (Charles Krupa/AP)

Congrats to Eden Rainbow-Cooper for her second Boston Marathon wheelchair title! 🥳

Rainbow-Cooper is an English Paralympic athlete--finishing today in an unofficial 1:30:51.

#Boston #BostonMarathon

When you say 'ChatGPT' in a French accent, it sounds like 'Chat, j'ai pété' – which means 'Cat, I've farted'.

Your chances of being born on each continent:

Asia: 49.69%
Africa: 34.87%
South America: 7.08%
Europe: 4.80%
North America: 3.04%
Australia/ Oceania: 0.52%
Antarctica: ~0%

Percentage of electric cars in the US:

1900: 33%
2011: 0.14%
2015: 0.66%
2017: 1.13%
2018: 2.1%
2019: 1.9%
2022: 4.6%
2025: 10.5%

Congressman Robert Garcia is leading the charge to fight back against the Trump Administration in Washington.

As colleagues on the Oversight Committee, we fought tirelessly to hold Donald Trump and special interests accountable for cheating California families and raising costs.

🤕 Lucky people: an estimated 5 to 10 percent of people have never had a headache according to Norman Harden, a headache expert at Northwestern University

Countries That Have Eaten Their Prime Minister:

1. Netherlands 🇳🇱

A new study published in the Public Library of Science ONE highlights that the habit of toilet scrolling could be increasing your chances of haemorrhoids by 46%.

The study found that around 37% of smartphone users spend more than five minutes during a single visit to the toilet.

Alex Jones turned the frogs “straight” and now we may have to eat a lot of chicken.

DANISH SLANG OF DA DAY

“Det er ingen ko på isen.”

There is no cow on the ice.

“There is no problem.”

A cow is ice skating to show ice skating for cows is a perfectly viable option for cows. Maybe. Maybe not.

Meanwhile back in America.

“Der er en ko på isen.”

“There is a cow on the ice.”

There is a problem.

K A M A L A

H A R R I S

B I T C H E S.

B E C A U S E

T R U M P

I S A ______.

#Treason #Constitution

Latest LIKELY voters poll conducted by Gudelunas Strategies between April 14 and April 18, 2026. It captures a significant shift in the 2026 California Governor’s race with BECERRA now tied to billionaire Steyer. Poll still shows a very dangerous situation for Democrats due to "vote splitting."

A manned mission to the moon was so unpopular when first conceived by John F. Kennedy that a May 1961 Gallup Poll indicated that 58 percent of Americans were opposed to it.

The climate crisis affects every part of our lives, including chocolate. High heat and drought made cocoa prices soar over recently, forcing Hershey’s and others to find cheaper, alternatives. Check the labels. If it says “milk chocolate,” it’s good. “Chocolate candy” - nope; not the real thing.

Top 10 Countries with the Best Air Quality In The World:

1. Bahamas 🇧🇸: 3.3 µg/m³
2. Grenada 🇬🇩: 3.8 µg/m³
3. Iceland 🇮🇸: 4.0 µg/m³
4. Puerto Rico 🇵🇷: 4.3 µg/m³
5. Bermuda 🇧🇲: 4.5 µg/m³
6. French Polynesia 🇹🇫: 4.5 µg/m³
7. Estonia 🇪🇪: 4.7 µg/m³
8. New Zealand 🇳🇿: 4.8 µg/m³
9. Finland 🇫🇮: 4.9 µg/m³

Fidel Castro used to wear two Rolexes on the same wrist

3% of bird species have penises. Those that do include ducks, geese, swans, ostriches and emus.

Massachusetts Innovators Aim to Turn Ocean Plastic into Fuel–Right Onboard the Ship The result has been dubbed "blue diesel" and would save ocean cleanup vessels time, money, and emissions from going to land to offload.

More incredible news!

“Our research team is modeling a specialized reactor that converts harvested waste plastic using an innovative chemical process called hydrothermal liquefaction (HTL),”

Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum flew on a regular AeroMexico flight in economy class, not first class and not on a private jet, just being a normal citizen.

His penis isn’t detachable. “Scary. Humans? Hello?,” says a raccoon high up in a tree after finding out some weirdo does things to animals. His penis isn’t detachable. Why did he do that? All Things (Can we be reasonable?)

RFK Jr. did what to a raccoons thingamajig? What?

You’re roughly half human.

Your body is more bacteria than human 🦠

You carry ~38 trillion bacterial cells
vs ~30 trillion human cells

That means you are only ~43% human by cell count.

You’re not just one organism.
You’re an ecosystem.

K A M A L A

H A R R I S

B I T C H E S.

B E C A U S E

T R U M P

I S A ______.

Years ago I was with emusic. Obscure was my thing. And still is.

It looks pretty devoid to me. We cannot keep restoring the corals only to have them decimated by climate change we have let the petrol industry cater to us.

Cornflakes weren’t the beige sad cereal. I poured so much sugar on the stuff I might as well been eating Coco Puffs. At least back then it didn’t contain RoundUp.
🙈🙉🙊

Gosh I use to wake up to this. Sometimes I’d mimic one and have forever long conversations with them. We were saying “You there?”