I do not want to foment violence but, at the same time, I do want to suggest that, if you look like the smart-glasses-wearing dipshit in Jo's post, people should beat you up on the subway and it should just be considered what normal rational people do.
Marie ConcentrationKamp Perez, one of the palpably shittiest pro-ICE pro-war Democrats in the party, is being primaried by this guy so, if you are able, throw him a few bucks for his bday and for rooting out "allies" who actually aren't that because they're Vichy garbage, thank you.
If you work for The New York Times, fuck you, by the way. You berk. You self-satisfied, delusion-peddling trustfund garbage barge of a person.
"The President was concerned about the optics of historical parallels to shit he has no knowledge of and, even if he did, would not understand" is dumb thing to print, unless you work for The New York Times or Washington Post, in which case it is just a fucking day of the week.
Horseshit. That blithering twat doesn't have the basic object permanence, much less the capacity to reference antecedent historical instances, to do this. If you say he does, you're just saying some blithering twat slightly LESS of a dipshit to access that datapoint was just in a room with him.
Just sent an email to an old bud from Iowa City I haven't talked to in a long time and the only email address I have for him is a hotmail address so, hey, EVERYBODY WISH ME GOOD LUCK IN BEING A SHIT FRIEND.
Ok, I’ve had enough of today. I’d like a refund.
More people have it coming right now than in the vast history of a fuck of a lot of people having it coming.
REMEMBER: If you're not alone in your dating app profile pic, be sure to state whether or not you're the fish
I think I’ve experienced enough lifetime trauma to justify becoming a serial killer and I’m honestly a little annoyed I turned out to be a people pleaser instead.
If you're running for any kind of national office and you don't have a stance on Palantir that is explicitly "this is a domestic enemy of the United States of America run by an insane prick and we, as a nation, need to destroy it as a matter of self-defense," you are not qualified for the job.
i am once again asking you all to help me kill the sun
Image of a young black lab lying on a floor full of toys she has destroyed or partially destroyed, staring at the camera with a surprised look on her face is if taken aback that pens are something she should not eat.
HI I AM A DUMB BABY DOG AND I JUST ATE A PEN
Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square
The legacy of Harry Potter fully fucking needs to be anybody who says a remotely positive thing about it, normal human beings just glare at you like you said Triumph of the Will is "good cinema if you just look past the politics" and don't invite you to things anymore.
Also if you watch the show and mitigate it and/or defend this asshole or any of the bona fide pieces of shit working on it.
Me: I was told that witches ride a broom but the baba yaga rides in a mortar and pestle. Soooo...
You: I see. Hm. I'm not sure that explains your chainsaw roller skates?
Magnolias are an ancient species of tree pollinated by beetles because they evolved prior to bees. What are you even doing with your life, you piece of shit.
Not to brag, but I am a jaywalking beast. I will challenge your preconceived notions on who has the right of way
Six of one. The concept is basically the same.
I think I am at an age where I have spilled a sufficient volume of coffee on myself whilst driving a car to not care about any fashion critiques people may offer re my driving coffee smock.
until you have been caught outside for hours, nowhere to pee, doing the peepee dance like a nitwit, you cannot possibly appreciate my Pee Before You Leave™ way of life.
Said it before, will say it again, everybody involved in this can get fucked and die in a bus crash.
All those songs where men say women were cruel to them—I bet if you asked the woman for her perspective, like 75% of those stories would be about feeling unsafe and trying to let the guy down super gently while backing away with a shaky laugh.
Pretty against the whole reboot phenomenon but will make an exception for AIRBUD: the Squirreling
There is literally no limit to how many Kevins you can be friends with.
At the punk show clapping politely and hoping no one spills my $10 beer
Photo I took of these wonderful people (the faces of whom I’ve blacked out) singing happy Birthday to their lovely old dog at a bar I was at tonight in Portland
I was at a dog-friendly bar in NW Portland tonight and a table behind me started singing Happy Birthday and then I realized it wasn’t for a person but a really old dog who was wearing a crown and he was old and fucking adorable and I love this city
Ultimately Silicon Valley’s fatal flaw is that it has a glut of losers in a loser echo chamber and they have no idea why nobody else thinks their ideas are good and fun
Good move.
