Murder mittens just gets me.

It's little things like that that give us hope for the future

Only Ireland had the balls to boycott it.

Trailblazers

The man would stick a harmonica up his hole and play a tune if it meant he'd get paid.

I know they say don't judge a book by its cover but ya shouldnt confuse Infantino with a book. A books got a spine

I cannot stand soccer n think it's a silly silly game

But this would be very very funny if the moron tried to do it and would unite everyone in the world against the states

Nature is healing

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

Nah the commute would have been a killer he'd never have done it

Got two Heineken cups with ROG, id prefer them

All Ulster have is one sorta iffy European cup. I say sorta iffy coz it doesn't really count on account of the English not being in it that year

So really they've none.

To our two.

I know we're hawking back a bit, buts its all we've got

It's windy as fuck here and I regret putting away the fire stuff. I'll give ya that one

You just gotta time it carefully and don't let me see you coming. But difficult for a clod hopper like yourself but I believe you have a high ceiling

Or watching Edinburgh now

Did i? Or was I just throwing ya a bone so you'd feel like your move to Poland was working out like. We all know you only moved there on account of the competition here being rok much for ya and you'd jump up the rankings as its done by locale. You can admit it, we're all friends here

It was the Ulster quota system that kept hampering us to be honest. Being forced to pick token players that couldn't understand the system and codes, in hindsight we should have cut em lose

That definitely explains a lot. Scotch stunts your growth. It's why most of the Scottish runts are so pissy all the time

I was talking bout ROG though but he never accidently started singing God save our gracious.. so he gets props for that

At least he had no doubts as to what country he was playing for I guess 🤷🏼‍♀️

I heard he liked Beamish too. Explains a lot

You might get the occasional nibble but ya couldn't land me with a trawler helping ya

Difference is we're well aware we are dogshite and not the universes gift to rugby

The Welsh are the new South Africans over here dontchaknow

Iran I was not familiar with your game.

Just goes to show the quality of tv these days really doesn't it

Still, it'd be a bit of craic n good for a few laughs anyway

Mates rates like.

You can pay me in a couch for weekend stay overs for matches. London's as bad as Dublin for hotels

I'll get your flooring down anyway, shite up on the walls and can make shit hot shelving units. It'll go up and realistically a solid 80% chance it'll never come down

Depends.

Are we being paid in advance ?

We'd have to get the money up front for the season coz being honest, one of us wouldn't make it through the first or second episode I fear.

Id start making a shelving unit, he'd start hanging a door and by the end of it the smoke alarm would be going off and and there'd be exposed wires somewhere

Yeehaw mothafuckaaaaaaa

96 hours ?

Fucking amateur

I'll get back to you within the Lord of the rings trilogy or your money back

Only nerds call em that. We all call em railings ffs 🤣 close enough. Knowing that what you don't know massively outweighs what you do know is maturity I guess. I've fucked up more "I'm not calling someone I can fix that" than I care to admit. But I've mastered the meh, close enough it'll do