God bless you Boss.

What is happening? This is madness.

Obviously, F Alex Jones, Bohemian Grove, all of it. That said, what the actual hell is up with the "Imma be real and post from my car so y'all know how serious this is" trend.

Who started this nonsense, and why do adults not feel like they are saying "6-7" when they do it non-ironically?

Smoky Eye for the Couch Guy™

Season 3, Episode 8: "The Gang crashes out on Ozempic after a Peter Thiel Antichrist Sermon"

Having a Meta login is a non-starter

That cut is such an Ohio move. I mean, y'all can do your weird three-way with chili and spaghetti, but why don't we just leave pizza alone.

They have all forgotten the face of their fathers. They have become the evil that allowed this modern and SECULAR state to exist in the first place. It is astonishing and deeply heart breaking.

Y'all. You don't have to take a stance, but you also don't need to promote the tickets to whatever grift he's attempting.

A politician who authentically cares, deeply loves their community, and is willing to enthusiastically provide an example of how we can all work together to make things better for everyone?

#ThisIsTheWay

I mean, it is a grift of course. That said, if they built it, it'd be wiped out in like a decade by climate change anyway.

Rob S. is though.

All I know, is that a f-ton of umps are going to adapt in a few months of elite catchers owning their strike zone like this.

LMAO

That feeling when you realize Joe Flacco is years younger than you, and he's still NFL-ing.

One child is sleeved, the other has multiple clips in a tac vest. In an Airport. Cuz - I promise you are not trained, and today will not be "Die Hard 2". Maybe spend your time getting the TSA some snacks from Hudson News, since you have an unjustified paycheck while they are doing all the work.

I know I'm getting older, but I wouldn't get into a Lyft if these kids were driving. Now they are getting paid when DHS isn't. I guess DOGE worked?

We should check Polymarket for winners on the "US air travel will collapse under Road Rules bro" market.

He looks like that kid you're about to catch whilst fainting because they didn't eat today, except he's just a rotting corpse.

His right hand died and is decomposing, but covered with makeup. There might be a metaphor in there.

What a preening, insecure, parody of a human is this? John Wayne never overacted his role this much, he at least had respect for who he was imitating.

well played. additionally - imagine saying "like no one has seen before" about nearly everything you talk about. totally not a mentally frail person projecting strength.

I know this is the least of things about this guy to be concerned about, but can we talk about why he is always leaning back like he's about to attempt a "trust fall"? He looks like he's never acted before, but he's auditioning for Lurch as a cabinet member on Veep.

People who use the term "based" are just saying "I'm going to expose the flaming asshole I am, with no shame, or fear of consequences from the civilization that allowed me this freedom earned by others".

I feel like this might be IP theft of @theonion.com. I mean, I really hope it is?

Michigan players be flopping like this is soccer.

Wait. Wasn't that the plot of Enemy Mine?

It is so crazy that he's allowed near children.

Minivans are the height of cool, no sarcasm.

That's a pretty dope pic from inside an ORD terminal. Well played Sir, and ty for sharing!

MARKWAYNE is Newspeak too.