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Cadbury's Mini Eggs, priced at £2.40 a packet up to Easter Sunday because of "the increase in cocoa costs", selling for 85p a packet on Easter Monday because "retailers are price-gouging bastards who get away with it because we let them".
(I waiting until today to buy my first packet of 2026...)

Enjoying Italy fans complain that inferior teams keep beating them and that isn't fair. If only there was some way to decide which team is inferior to another etc.

Am I missing something, or was the Strait of Hormuz not open until Trump & Netanyahu starting a pre-emptive war and assasinated a sovereign nation's leader?
Why is it on us to clear up his mess?

You're better off waiting until the next possibly-OK World Cup in 2038 anyway. Unless they award it to Mordor of course.

Iran's ability to threaten Strait of Hormuz 'degraded,' US says after underground missile sites bombed - live updates US Central Command says intelligence support and missile radar used to monitor ship movements have also been destroyed.

Minority Report latest!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

You would be amazed at the shit we/I bought growing up. @melonfox.bsky.social spends a lot of time rolling her eyes at me when listening to Pick Of The Pops!

I've got all of those on vinyl in the attic... 😆

Top 3
Band On The Run
Come On Eileen
Common People

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Have you been watching MAFS Australia?

I'm with Jessie Buckley - if my partner chose an animal that defecated on my pillow over me, I'd be gone.

I don't even understand why that isn't an obvious thing.

Hannah Spencer, newly elected MP for Gorton and Denton, said: "Because working hard used to get you something.

"But now, what does that get you?

"Instead of working for a nice life, we're working to line the pockets of billionaires."

It's not your fault! Unless you designed the systems which mean that or every activity online is tracked, collated, and monetised? 😁

I hate third party cookies. You try and block them but... This popped up on Facebook this morning. I have never had any interaction with either band other than replying to you yesterday on Bluesky.

1) £50 is less than the last three bands I considered going to see. 2) Hide your PNE shirt and there are lots of places you could have a nice time whilst The Levellers are being average. Do it!

Go and leave. Might not get the chance to see a band you really like again.

Mr. Ploppy should have made sausages. #masterchefuk

A Nigel Farage Tweet claiming he was denied entry to the Chagos Islands by the UK government, and underneath a community note pointing out it's not a tourist destination, access is restricted, and you need a permit before you travel.

Watching the frog-faced moron herder getting fact-checked is the only redeeming feature of the hell site these days...

Fighting-age man flees country of origin, seeks refuge A man of fighting age has run away from his country rather than staying to fight for himself and his family.

NEWS! Fighting-age man flees country of origin, seeks refuge newsthump.com/2026/02/16/f...

Did a thing for Newstalk/Off The Ball on Ratcliffe. Everyone who disagreed posted personal comments, some pretty nasty stuff. Can this be good for the “cause”? Or is impotent rage and abuse an acceptable world view now? Clicked on a FB thing about Elastica, pure misogyny. Social media was a mistake.

William Shakespeare.

These guys don’t even know how breathing works lol

'UK has been colonised by immigrants', says INEOS boss and Man Utd co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe In an interview with Sky News's Ed Conway, Sir Jim says Britain faces profound political, social and economic challenges, among them an unprecedented rise in immigration in recent years.

Ratcliffe is a Brit who lives in Monaco; news.sky.com/story/the-uk...

Miss Gender @girldrawsghosts everything is getting worse because the richest man alive, who was raised by an apartheid emerald baron that married his own stepdaughter, is chasing nazi brand loyalty by giving them a chatbot that undresses children, so that he can keep selling cars that drive into traffic

I would love to show this tweet to someone in the 90s and tell them that this is what the 21st century will be like

WRAP a potato in silver foil and leave it in your house just in case your home catches fire and burns down. If the worst does happen, you will at least have a baked potato to look forward to. Derek Snowden, Bolton

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Lookalike: Starmer and Trump / Lord Charles and Ray Alan

From the new Private Eye, out now.

Giant snowflake to issue lawsuit over joke he didn’t like A Giant Snowflake has confirmed plans to sue a comedian after heroically standing up for free speech by attempting to crush it with a team of lawyers.

NEWS! Giant snowflake to issue lawsuit over joke he didn't like newsthump.com/2026/02/03/g...