Posts by The Volatile Mermaid
Actually got choked up remembering having a president like this.
I didn't know they even made phone books anymore, but God bless 'em, they found four for Joe to stand on.
Looks familiar!
The president of the United States is bragging about being able to write his own signature.
De-Stable Tan Guy was my favorite character on Jersey Shore
Behind every great woman is a man plotting to drug and rape her without getting caught.
I’d like to give him a historic slap in the face
Real “man of the people” stuff here.
This reads like the childhood diary of a future school shooter.
We are all Patsy
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I would kill to see Sam Jackson yell at Hegseth “THE BIBLE, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU READ IT?”
Exactly
What the fuck drives some people to post replies like this?
I have both and you can go to hell
Timeline cleanse
When I was a kid my own grandmother (my Italian half is Catholic) told me I was going to hell and refused to attend my Bat Mitzvah.
This is our county’s new motto
It would be funny if it weren’t that sad.
They wanted us to remove Biden because he was old lol
One fascist at a time. I’ll take whatever we can get.
That being said, the enemy of my enemy is still my enemy, but if this is what finally takes him down, so be it.
“I was fine with the lying, the cheating, the raping, the racism, and the countless deaths he’s caused, but depicting himself as Jesus is where I draw the line” is such a bad, and extremely telling, take.
I tweeted that in 2016
Trump doesn’t care about the Pope because he has plenty of other guys in white robes and funny hats who support him.
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
IT’S HIS TWEET?!?!! HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REAL?!!!!?!?!
The Boys has officially become a documentary now