this time next week the trial of Musk et al v. Altman et al will be underway - here's a primer on who's who and what's what, from the big Hollywood IP attorney to the longtime "Excession, LLC" consigliere to a LOT of moving fast and breaking promises in between!
www.theringer.com/2026/04/20/t...
“crap” became “stuff,” as the Times is a family paper.
“butt” will become “ass,” if we’re lucky!
I had to make some changes to my AI piece before the Times would print it (“we’re a family paper”). A German newspaper wants to rerun it, so I’d like to translate it back before they translate it into German:
perfect title
watch this space for more insights into the CA guvna race
#noruthkanda my kids were tossing toys into a bin this wknd and istg they were like -
“Kobe!”
“Michaeljordan!”
“… … Tom Steyer?!” (falling over with shared laughter)
all the ad spend is paying off (?) with the non voter set
If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants
what’s darkly funny is that I visited this same location on like March 11, 2020 meaning I was rewarded for all my worst “ah just put it in the cart” impulses 😅
!!!!!
my son was like (judgmentally toward me) “why does everyone else have a normal amount of items in their cart?” and I was all “well MAYBE THEY LIVE NEARBY!”
post-Trader Joes sowing freezer space reaping
A strange thing is happening in the NBA this year: Almost all the fast-paced teams are bad, and almost all the slow-paced teams are good.
Why? And what does it mean? I talked to a bunch of folks around the league to find out:
I reallllly wish I had footage of my explanation of Easter to my kids this weekend
they come, like, attached, which would be fine except they break apart so badly that you always wind up with weird shards. also the wafer part is too thick or dry or something? every time I ate them I wound up in an annoyed mood! the Quadratini conversely are *exactly* what I was seeking all along
no time like the present to finally begin my proteinmaxxing arc - u mean to tell me they offer welch's grape-cran too ???
oh wowww ok I had no idea they were From The Archives but that does explain why they seem to have absoluely zero relation to/ambition re what modern wafer technology ought to be capable of
delicious peanut butter Quadratini by the Loacker confectionary company ... like biting into a PB cloud
these on the other hand are manna from heaven and I'll NEVER stray again!!
nutter butter wafers ... no! No!!
trusted the Nutter Butter brand enough to buy this product and I've rarely hated a foodstuff more... just cannot believe how irritated they've made me on multiple levels
meant to tell u how much this made my day but got too distracted by the Jambo revisit … my word
RABBIT RABBIT
an impossible assignment and so well done - as ever. many thanks for your work!
oh terrific this is my electric co
Tonight the Waxing Crescent Moon appears fairly close to the Pleiades (M45). 🔭 🧪
DISCLOSURE
the internet should play that little CBS NCAA jingle when it answers (is the NCAA even still on CBS? another thing I need to find out)
when the article mentions "hoagie, burger and pizza shops frequented by Princeton University students" cc @katiebakes.bsky.social www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2026/...
🎶 would you not like to be sittin on top of the world with your legs hangin free? 🎵
(extremely ‘what time is the super bowl’ google search) what time is the brackets due
Spike Lee offering to buy someone's art
Spike Lee offering to buy someone's art
Threads is pretty bleh, but on the positive side, every once in a while Spike Lee will show up in an artist's mentions and offer to buy their work, which is pretty cool
works I think about a lot (and increasingly so): YEARS AND YEARS; THE POSTMORTAL; THE REGIME; HOW HIGH WE GO IN THE DARK
