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Trump handed 'historic indictment' as economy in worst shape since Eisenhower: analyst President Donald Trump has been handed a grim reality check with a poll suggesting his administration's economy is the worst in 74 years.Political analyst Pat Ford, during an appearance on the David P...

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Trump Friday: ‘Peace with Iran’

Markets soar & oil prices drop on the jubilant BS.

Trump Sunday: ‘I might have to take out their bridges & power plants and Pentagon Pete just fired on a Eye-Ran tanker! ’

Market futures drop & oil prices climb. Rinse, repeat. This is a crime.

His recent autobiography VAGABOND is very fun, esp if you listen to him read the audiobook.

When I worked on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Trump would gather his family & they would all humbly bow their heads in prayer before finale tapings. Often, Donald would recite a favorite Bible verse….Naw, I’m just f^cking w/you, he would ask if there were any MILFs in the audience.

As long as there is still nothing but bad news on social media, is it okay to discuss job search problems? Asking for a long-term unemployed friend.

A Song Is Born (1948) | Movies | Jeffrey Hartmann A Song Is Born (1948) | ...with the hottest men in music - beating out the rhythm with'm! | Data courtesy of TheMovieDB.com | Jeffrey Hartmann's personal workshop and demo project

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Sorely missed. A really lovely lady. I’m sorry to miss her memorial.

Playing Malmö tonight and I think I even have the spelling right. I’m really enjoying Sweden and the Swedish audiences.

I spent a lifetime as a stand up comic.

My idols were Pryor, Carlin, Lily, Hicks, Robin and Joan.

This speaks volumes.

Comedy is supposed to speak truth to power.

This is sycophantic, debased, lapdoggery.

Being praised for helping the Genius Black Woman lose is indescribably revolting.

Eastman Disbarred: A Masterclass in Destroying Your Career for Combover Caligula's Crimes The Architect of Trump's J6 Criminal Scheme Shows Fellow Corrupt & Depraved MAGA Attorneys What They Can Look Forward To

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A guy came to my table yesterday talking about how there should be a reboot of SGC2C. I told him that I was the only voice actor left from the original show.

Then the guy pissed me off, but I held my tongue for a bit to hear him out.

He suggested replacing George and Clay with AI.

1/2

“It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better and I do make people better.”

55 yrs ago this week, 4/17/71, all 4 former Beatles had solo singles in the UK charts:

Paul McCartney: "Another Day,"
Ringo Starr: "It Don’t Come Easy"
John Lennon: "Power To The People"
George Harrison: "My Sweet Lord"

All 4 songs still sound great, 55 yrs later.
Play 'em loud.

Russell Brand walking into a court hearing with a bible. I didn’t know he was a prop comic.

“Joe Rogan criticized Trump! He’s part of the resistance now!“ — Dumbasses, a couple weeks ago.

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Napkinless Man With Grease-Covered Fingers Realizes He Trapped In A Prison Of His Own Creation

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Be here to post live recipes-I mean, comments- here tonight when the Sven Squad serves up “Parents” ( or will the parents serve up…?) on MeTV! Use the hashtag #svengoolie or #houseofsvengoolie - and think twice about having snacks…

Of course not. I swear like a trooper.

I’m playing Copenhagen last night of the tour. I have a new song for them..

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Dilley is evil and must be closed. It's a goddamn concentration camp. A moral abomination. People are going to Hell over this.

Marimar Martinez, Chicago woman shot 5 times by federal agent, to testify at Washington hearing The April 22 Homeland Security Committee hearing will mark the first official testimony for Martinez, who continues to ask for accountability for her shooting.

Marimar Martinez, the Chicago woman who was shot 5 times by a Border Patrol agent, will testify before the Homeland Security Committee — and Dems are also requesting White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller and border czar Tom Homan appear.

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North by Northwest (1959) | Movies | Jeffrey Hartmann North by Northwest (1959) | It's a deadly game of "tag" and Cary Grant is "it"! | Data courtesy of TheMovieDB.com | Jeffrey Hartmann's personal workshop and demo project

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Actually I wouldn't mind hearing from friends anywhere, but my problems happen to be in Chicago.