can’t believe I got to hear Elmo say “habibi” today 🥹

It’s a tie for me

gay as in would die for gaga, queer as in would die for MUNA

When Roxy and Velma get a little hungry

i like that in a man

couldn't agree more

this is a deep cut

I did have to wash the sheets after

you’ll have to ask me again in another 3 weeks

a three-week l*ad just hits different

hi Chad

Photo from the ground level looking up at a guy wearing shorts in the sauna flexing his arms

New fave camera angle doing wonders

Took a slutty pic in the sauna today, thinking about posting…. this weather got me acting up

blurry gay guy sauna selfie with flexing bicep

here’s a visual representation for you

today is a fabulously gorgeous day to be a faggot in New York City

sounds like they had some infrastructural issues to work thru

Where did you buy it? This is the brand we get from Costco

yes sir

IS THAT A PILE OF MORELS

😍😍😍 we started our tomatoes this week (late oops)

GOGO DISCO MIX Listen to GOGO DISCO MIX by gogo #np on #SoundCloud

stopping by to gas up my amazing husband who is working so hard to become an incredible DJ !!! If you hate disco and irresistible grooves and xtina then stay AWAY from this mix he just dropped

huge new leaf opening on our monstera

I’ll bring the compost

ngl just got a whiff of my pit at the gym and it twitched 😳

I am sitting in my lil cutoff tank top drinking a tequila soda listening to my husband mix my favorite disco songs and sometimes life is both gay AND happy at the same time

(I work at NYBG 🥰)

I was mentioned by name on Martha Stewart’s blog today. Is this how it feels to be famous? Should I get a manager?

eeeeek I’m in my breadaissance too!! Feels good to get back in the swing

Pitt style show but it’s Trader Joe’s on 72nd before a weather event

This is brilliant and it writes itself. I worked there for 2 years (including when COVID first hit) and the STORIES I have!!!!!