Unrelated, I’ve subscribed to the physical edition of the onion and I’ve never felt more desired.

Last month in The Onion:

Photos of me with text: It’s not offensive to swear. It might offend someone’s sensibilities but that’s different. It’s always an old person like: “In my day we didn’t use those words.”

Me with text: Okay then, how about you make a list of the words you DID use back in the day. And we’ll see who has the more offensive vocabulary.

Let’s go toe to toe, gramps.

damn aaron swartz tried to warn everybody about sam altman

This has healed me.

First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of.

One down.

Love to see Chandler hot early #BBN

A decrepit sign with weathered lettering, several of which are missing, that reads “HELP WANTED S TOP D ONT JU T DRIV E B Y”

Becoming genuinely concerned for the local fish place

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

a series of pictures of agent scully from the hit television series "the x-files" wearing glasses. each picture gradually has a slightly more serious expression and more dramatic lighting

formal proposal of a replacement for the vince mcmahon meme format

Has anyone checked on Tom Leach and Goose?! #BBN

You know Dioubate’s fast is over because my man was EATING today #BBN

GARRISON I’VE NEVER SAID A CROSS WORD AGAINST YOU #BBN #LetsGoCats

Evergreen for this team #BBN

OH MY OWEH #BBN #GoCats

Grogu can’t clap
#Oscars

Ben Affleck smoking and looking stressed with a badly photoshopped Kentucky jersey on.

Seeing Doug Shows is officiating
#BBN

I don’t feel good about the game, but every time I’ve had a feeling this season it’s been wrong, so maybe it’s a good sign? #BBN #LetsGoCats

AI fakes spread disinformation. Is the distrust they create even worse? Manipulated images undermine our shared reality—and the democracy built upon it.

I'm going to share this story one more time, because I think the problem it describes -- being unable to determine what is true online or in the news, and just giving up entirely on trying -- is going to get more and more common. www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

This is the level of response you reserve for “anyone want some Arby’s?”

Ok, so we need to just keep doing that. #BBN

We now know our secret ingredient is and always has been Ashley Judd attending games. #BBN #Kentucky

It’s been nice having a game like this. I have missed it! #BBN

#BBN #GoCats

(This took shockingly long to create)

Humblebrag

Ben affleck smoking angrily, but with a badly photoshopped uk basketball Jersey and hat.

This season, man. #BBN