yes 🫩 i am losing my mind at this point lol

85 in APRIL is INSANE!!!!!

listen i just feel like an entire week of severe storms is a little too much. and why is it 80 degrees in april? END MY SUFFERING PLZ

EXACTLY. i can handle snow! snow doesn’t rip your house apart or uproot trees 😭 so cursed

in the upper midwest!!! 😭😭😭 like hello?? blizzards i can handle. tornados???

this weather is on my last fucking nerve. 3 tornados and a massive flood since we moved here.

Tabby stands on hind legs with one paw outstretched toward a TV displaying a capsule above water.

NASA failed to predict the real splashdown risk.

Oh that looks divine 🍋

and it’s worth it everytime 😌

i am SO sorry. i’m (only) coming up on 5 years with mine but every year my increases decrease despite my performance increasing. we hate it here 😭

literally exactly! i have a mortgage to pay and WANT to have kids. this will surely help me do both of these things 😒

got my “merit raise” today! $0.74!!!! less than $1 more!!!! i feel so appreciated!!! that will really help me afford groceries which have tripled in price!!!!

bought unsalted in-shell peanuts to feed wildlife so my kitty could have enrichment. she’s currently napping, nowhere near the window. ah well.

25th Amendment time.

i think they decide to channel all of their weight into those paws specifically. like little daggers 😭

OKAY BUT WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT??? 😭😭😭

this is beautiful!

Such a classic! This game was my childhood.

i think i need to be banned from my favorite coffee shop because i am addicted to their baklava. it is divine and i would sell my soul for it.

when your memes in the Teams group chat are a hit 😎

telling my pokemon this is ai. my babies all live in sad shacks atm 😭

omg you’re right 😩

sir you dropped this 🥹👑

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart” Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001 Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

top text says "how i look at the flight attendant during snack time so they know I'm awake and would like a cookie" and the image is a perfectly spherical spheal (pokemon) staring at you politely

unlock “Teams Premium”? i can’t think of anything i’d like to unlock less

Sickening racism from a sitting senator. The Ogles hate is contagious.

You’re either calling this out or normalizing it. There’s no third option.

as a current iphone 13 user, this pleases me to know.