sir rya cis

bar bitch, a wit
bop bitch, a wit

quarter roy

category is: drag name ideas that won't leave my brain

hasan be so embarrassing, just answer one question
all that talking and bro said nothing
you could tell how immature and fantastical he really is

big mario's in white center doesn't have a dairy free option & it's so tragic

10,000 page closeout binder to put together in 2 days next week, let's go

"coffee & joints?" became
"u get the coffee, i bring joints?" became
"thanks for the coffee, i don't have a joint rolled, can we smoke the one u brought?"
became
"my car is a mess, can u drive us to buy papers? then we can sit in ur running car w music while i grind the weed & roll a joint"
i..

irrationally mad

mewing? nah it's bruxism babe 💋

ngl p hyped for the new shrek movie

still having vividly real nightmares about not graduating college 🤙

supplier running to my vp to complain cause i told him a phone call wasn't warranted to discuss the difference between shop drawings & layout drawings when i requested him to revise his drawings. you only have 1 set of drawings that would need to be revised dipshit. think! i'm busy.

you're the pot & i'm the kettle

kao soi & a joint 😌

yo trump supporters wtf is going on, the price of all my shit has gone up, i ain't seen 1 price drop only increases?
why am i paying almost $1-2 more for things now?

why vape so good?

hiding in my room from my cats

the car is my third place

once again left out of important project updates b/c no one thinks to include me, the only person with actual knowledge about the project! also, weirdly, the only woman on the team too, i wonder if these things are correlated?? hmmm
nah i'm def "taking things too personal" & "it's not like that"

wish i had the energy to talk to new people, the last 2 losers took my spark

the micro plastics in my pussy are yearning for the micro plastics in your dick bro chill

i just want him to want me so i can stop wanting him gd

idk maybe the micro plastics are here to help us

luni tuni 🌙

omg i have plans friday aka i get to dress up n feel cute 🥰

i will always boom clap these cheeks for charli

life feels meh rn
i need something

i've been meaning to hit you up about doing mine, but i'm in no rush & have no ideas formed 😆🫶

i'm bi, so unfortunately they scratch an itch for me 🤕

onsite this morning i waited in the mech subs office until mine was unlocked, for warmth
like 6 men were in there with me & i'm sat in a corner w my back to the room & 1 of them loudly whispers to another "red hair, brown beard" probs 3x b4 the other guy went "watch it" & that's when it all clicked

a man will chase you to the end of the world just to leave you there

whoever said that ate, so true girl

saw a dude on tinder with "only seeking german speaking women"
the dude was clearly from the usa & didn't list german as a known language
so my question is; is this some new signal for the racists to find each other?
either way i didn't like it lol