I ate so much garbage food yesterday that today all I want is vegetable

The feeling of 'I need to rest because I need to work but I can't rest or the monster will get me'.

Also being paranoid about people and being correct in that they do *not* have your best interests at heart and *are* using you, but not necessarily in a way you can put your finger on or even that they're using you like you think they are.

This is a movie about processing trauma. About trying to sanitize what you're going through because it's more palatable for those around you so you literally put on a show because the avenues to ask for help are hard even when you supposedly have resources.

I'm going through a really stressful time rn so naturally I have an urge to watch Smile 2.

Are Lunchables good? Absolutely not. Do I need to once a year buy myself some because I promised child me I would? Yes definitely.

My boyfriend is gonna think his bday gift sucks because I'm broke but actually it's because he's been a shitty boyfriend these past few months.

(For legal reasons this is a joke)

Did I "manifest bookings" or did I loudly say "hey I'm available on these dates" and people booked me because I'm great?

Oh absolutely. The access to resources and knowledge is not the issue it's purely executive disfunction. 😅

Happy Spring

Every cute skirt/dress I look at online is like $85+ and I know just enough about sewing to know I could figure this shit out in an afternoon.

I should learn how to sew a pencil skirt.

Seeing people flail about in pure joy because I played a gay little song is the best part is my job.

Sometimes I wonder "am I queer enough?" Because it's really easy for me to date men but I struggle talking to pretty women romantically but then someone sends me a video of a gal crushing a can of monster between her thighs and like.... Oh yeah I'm hella gay y'all.

I wasn't sobbing in my car my eyes are red because I just took a fat blinker I swear.

When your phone automatically connects to the wifi at the hip new venue he thought he was introducing you to.

Trying the Smile 2 method of drinking water every time I'm feeling anxious. Gonna waterboard the bad feelings out of me.

King County saw more street immigration arrests than any other county in WA last year Immigration arrests in King County increased more than 300% from January to December last year. That’s according to federal records obtained by researchers at the University of Washington’s Center for...

Immigration arrests in King County increased more than 300% from January to December last year. That’s according to new federal records obtained by researchers at the University of Washington’s Center for Human Rights.

I am not baublemaxxxing to my full potential I fear. Need more trinkets.

Went to put money in someone's GoFundMe and my card got declined for insufficient funds 😅

The only downside to my resolution to stop dating musicians is now I have no idea who to book for my birthday show.

Watching Marie Antoinette because I need some goddamn whimsy

Coffee shop music went from There is a Light That Never Goes Out to Build me Up Buttercup. No notes.

I have two events next Sunday and they each only have 11 tickets left. Can I cross "sold out show" off my bingo card early this year?

Can't sleep, planning my solo self care day Sunday.
Brow wax > massage > drinks during quiet reading time at a book bar. A perfect day.

Sometimes my husband does this thing called a "housewife fee" where he just sends me money as recognition for the disproportionate amount of labor I do in our household. It's awesome.

One thing I appreciate about the 28 - Later franchise is the naked women get a merkin but the naked men go full frontal

Twice today in two different bathrooms I have realised too late that there was no toilet paper.

I need to make a "breakup letter" stage prop. So it needs to be one line like "It's not you it's me" or "I don't love you anymore". Something that immediately conveys what's happening in a punchy way.

I think I got scammed tonight. Guy put his whole dinner and drinks on my tab at the bar 😭