Lola Montès
Malcolm X

Most of that 15% is really in that 79%, but the royal we are not ready for that proverbial conversation

Hasanabi, catching "I don't know her"s

Yeah, they don't get to sell the team for a profit, they just get sent to a farm upstate

There should be a way for sports teams to fire their owners

They were saying on the TV that we haven't been this bad since 1912

I made $8 billion on Kalshi betting that the Michael Jackson movie would be bad

No matter how bad your 4/20 was, Dersh had you beat:

God has been punishing the Knicks for alienating Bernard King for the last forty years, Occam's Razor

A revolutionary idea

The Schubert in particular, sure

"Let's cut to our expert panel in studio:

'Yeah, the Hawks are playing bad, they need to play good, otherwise they're not gonna win.'

And now a word from our sponsors."

oh yeah, absolutely

I remember when I was getting around to that last season of Sherlock, and I mentioned that I was to a friend, and they said "watch hbomberguy's video about it instead" to which I thought, "that doesn't sound like it was very good...."

One of the greatest streaks in baseball history ends today (permabaked MLB star Cody Bellinger homered on 4/20 in the years 2023, 2024, and 2025, but the Yankees do not play on 4/20/26).

Knicks in 3

do you really want the new york-based league to intervene in a situation involving the money-printing new york team 👁️

Important addendum: Barry Bonds was not part of the conspiracy, he just couldn't stand the thought that people thought people like Sammy Sosa were his peers

The steroid era in baseball was a rug pull; the league intentionally and deliberately got as many guys as they could on gear so they could juice attendance and TV ratings to an acceptable level after the '94 strike, at which point the roid guys--having served their purpose--were thrown to the wolves

"'Limpid jets of love.' Hey, Crash, does that mean what I think it means?"

Death Star

do any games critics around here have a PR contact for 007 First Light? pls feel free to share with anyone you think might know! i'm on assignment and would love to get in touch with them.

I would watch if they changed his name to "Von Dööm"

I would cheat; get memory wiped, and then not rewatch Gone With The Wind

The best kind of video game movies--and before we continue, just bask in the rich cinematic history of the genre--are the ones where they take a game whose richness as an experience derives from its nature as a video game, and then turn the parts no one gives a shit about into a pro forma screenplay

Not to mention a fully honest Elden Ring movie would have to have a bit where the protagonist fights the same monster forty times in a row and keeps getting killed

For the last five years it's been TENET; previous title holders include BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA, THE MALTESE FALCON, and REPO MAN

11. Vampire

10. Oil shithead in the American Southwest (h/t @schmanthonyp.bsky.social)