im reading bleak house and they just got to the house and guess what. its really nice. so what the fuck

The war in Iran, so completely inevitable. Not at all something that the country responded to by saying "Who?" And "Why?" And "You're joking, right?"

PROSE POETRY IS POETRY BUT REGULAR POETRY ISNT

pineapple is an unacceptable fruit. It doesn't want to be eaten, and we shouldn't force it. Bananas want to be unwrapped and eaten. Pineapples hate you, and I'm not eating an angry fruit

we have got to get it together, in like twenty-four hours the astronauts are back

Times like this I miss the Louvre of Bluesky

When I told him about The New Yorker's very human fact-checking process, he crowed that "a lot of that is going to go away." To which I said, NO, AI means we need MORE fact-checking, because AI has flooded the web with bullshit. It certainly can't be trusted to fact-check itself, or anything. /

Yes, let's wait to see if they do something improper, like execute several people for annoying them.

And also they're racist.

Great, I just won't eat until then.

Lately I've been tired of stories about hyper competent people whose plots are never troubled by mundane greed or stupidity. The truth of the world is more like a Cohen brothers comedy than a grand tragedy.

The many advantages to using AI:

-You have to use it.

-If you don't use it, you'll get left behind.

-We'll force you to use it or trick you.

There is a construction crew working on either side of my house that keeps short-cutting through my yard and a whole-ass fox hunt of hounds baying and horses clopping down my street ex-urban Philadelphia Wednesday morning WHAT IS UP

challenge

That headline has to be intentional.

Probably churches and schools in sufficiently white neighborhoods.

It's nice that you can play the lower ascensions in a pretty laid back way, and the upper ascensions will still completely cook your brain.

DC isn't far from Philly, maybe I'll drive down!

Pieces — HerStry Just after the pandemic, I went to New York City with my aunt Mimi. We had planned the trip as a way for me to learn everything I could about my mother, who died thirty-five years ago from an aggressi...

So in a completely terrifying and vulnerable shift from my normal flash, I wrote a very personal essay, up at Herstry today. Hope it resonates. herstryblg.com/true/2026/3/...

My chapbook—5 weeks before its official release—is NOW IN ITS SECOND PRINTING! Eternal thanks to everyone who bought a book, came to a reading, shared a post, etc, etc, etc. I’m so grateful.

But I can put them in a box?

It's not that only blue states have enabled gambling, it's that Democrats have failed us by once again failing to soften the blow of Republican policies (/s)

This winter I made three haircut appointments and got sick before each one, so my barber and I have an understanding that I'll make an appointment, get sick, then make another appointment.

My new dentist keeps texting me reminders about my upcoming appointment...in three days. I hope they have money to pay for my multiple heart attacks.

Reminds me of Catch-22: "What's good for the company is good for you!'

My cat gets into everywhere she's not wanted and is always trying to help with things even though she just makes them harder. She's basically AI.

one time i was playing frolf in alaska and i hit a moose

Sexual orientation:

▪️Straight
▪️gay
✅ the cast of The Mummy (1999)

That's awesome! It made me feel good to read this. Congratulations!