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This is giving serious ‘Umbridge takes over Hogwarts’ energy.

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Dude really said,
“Step 1: kill parents.
Step 2: ?
Step 3: profit."
Like it’s a GTA side quest gone wildly off-script.

Also, imagine explaining that plan to your cellmate. “So what are you in for?”
“Uh… tried to off Trump with my mom’s credit card.” 🤦🏽‍♀️😂
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Somebody's here!!

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Elise Stefanik—
Ditched her leadership spot (already filled, lol).

Did a whole farewell tour like she was headlining Coachella.

Waited months for her big moment…

Now? She’s back as a basic rank-and-file nobody. 🤣

You can’t script this level of humiliation...that too in a Tr*mp+20 district! 😂

Oh God! How much do I love Chrissy Teigen!! 🤣

Jump all over the Atlantic-Signal story! Heads should be rolled.

Sen. Warner.... heads should roll, prosecuted and Hegseth needs to resign in disgrace. This is a chance to fight back united and take charge at atleast something. It's a bigger national security issue than Hillary's emails.... so there's that. Please don't compromise on this.

If @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov doesn't make it the biggest media disaster for Trump administration, I'll lose my f**king mind. This is the biggest national security disaster in nearly 50 yrs and it is and should be bigger than Hillary's emails.

If @housedemocrats.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov doesn't make it the biggest media disaster for Trump administration, I'll lose my f**king mind. This is the biggest national security disaster in nearly 50 yrs and it is and should be bigger than Hillary's emails.

AOC and Bernie in front of the rally crowd in Denver

Zoomed out crowd shot of 34,000 people in downtown Denver with Colorado mountains in the background

Tonight an unbelievable **34,000 people** gathered for our Denver rally to take on billionaires and win our country back.

This was the largest political gathering in Denver since Obama in 2008.

Also bigger than the 2024 DNC.

And the largest ever rally in Bernie’s career (and obviously, mine too).

Let’s wait for Karoline Leavitt’s next press briefing, where she’ll probably wear an even bigger cross, lie through her teeth, and insult any news outlet daring to ask questions about this —before smoothly moving on to the next lie or manufactured controversy. Rinse and repeat.

At the rate— she could do #GRWM videos everyday and be an instagram/ tiktok influencer.

🚨 Breaking news: I now officially find older women very attractive. Please respect my privacy during this mature and sophisticated time. 🥂😉

Was @erinburnett.bsky.social always hot, or did I just unlock a new level of appreciation? She could read me the tax code and I’d still be hanging on every word... and probably blushing.

Yup, confirmed— I'm definitely into her.

Once Harris’ book is completed, invite her to your show for her first interview since the election. Make it at least 45 minutes—I’d love to see that. @maddow.msnbc.com

I’d happily drop my entire life savings to watch AOC verbally suplex Kyrsten Sinema on a 24/7 livestream. Pay-per-view? Nah. Pay-per-roast.

Yeah, just checked. There are some articles suggesting that Carney is set to announce this Sunday that the elections will be held on April 28th. If that’s true, that’s very good news.

Mark Carney needs to call a snap election as soon as possible for the Liberal Party to win in a landslide.

Mark Carney needs to call a snap election as soon as possible for the Liberal Party to win in a landslide.

Yeah, except in this version, Glinda’s not the only one gaslighting—Trump’s entire administration is giving her a run for her money.

Yeah, except in this version, Glinda’s not the only one gaslighting—Trump’s entire administration is giving her a run for her money.

I don’t know why Disney is butchering Snow White—she built that damn empire.

For the first time ever, I actually believe something coming out of Trump’s mouth. Pete Hegseth is so desperate to kiss Trump’s ass, he probably proposed it over dinner, and Trump—mid-bite of his well-done steak with ketchup—grunted, “Okay, fine. You can pucker up later.

For the first time ever, I actually believe something coming out of Trump’s mouth. Pete Hegseth is so desperate to kiss Trump’s ass, he probably proposed it over dinner, and Trump—mid-bite of his well-done steak with ketchup—grunted, “Okay, fine. You can pucker up later.

Don't mock people! 'Confines' is on Trump's word-of-the-day calendar.

This means that the story is correct and accurate.

Nancy Pelosi is right again! She might be shady, but she had bigger balls than half of Congress—combined. She clowned the GOP, pimp-slapped her own party, and still shoved bills through like she had diplomatic immunity. Love her or hate her, she ran the Hill like it was her personal Game of Thrones.

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Tr*mp Slump.