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Posts by 💧A mealworm of sorts

What did he find?

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Would you then be double your initial weight?

Would you then eat double your initial weight in lemon curd, becoming 4x your initial weight?

Then one would need to eat 4x your initial weight, resulting in you becoming 8x your initial weight …

I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly….

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We should enrol all State & Federal Members of Parliament.

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Peak Minnimum?

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Who is in opposition (within Labor) or on the other side of the chamber?

Is there a least worst option?

The only opposition in Victoria is Rachel Baxendale.

#NSWpol

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Your wish is our command.

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Does he still host a TV show on Fox?

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You know me too well!

“She blew my nose & then she blew my mind”

I have only ever known one person…..

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“Remember my name (FLAME !)
I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna learn how to fly (HIGH!)
I feel it comin' together
People see me & cry (FLAME!)
I'm gonna make it to heaven
Light up the sky like a fame (FLAME !)
I'm gonna live forever
Baby remember my name…”

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The owl & the pussy cat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat…

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God loves New Zealand, he gave them boiling mud…..

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Just hit “play” again..

Or “fast forward”…

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He is the precipitate.

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Crisafulli loves locking up children.

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Why?

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Toy Story?

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Aka Mr Looper

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Get Smart - The Sacred Cows: Kill, Kill, Kill
Get Smart - The Sacred Cows: Kill, Kill, Kill YouTube video by sitarman61

The same regime is locking children in jail & supports “drill, drill, drill”

youtu.be/TtedDwFT5lo

#closethegap #climate

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Try making friends across different time zones.

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She swallowed a spider to catch the fly…..

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I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly…..

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“And they’re racing……”

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Australia goes to #eurovision, why aren’t we competing & cheating at #conkers?

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Is there gambling?

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Sorry.

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At my primary school there was a tree that produced “konkers” - large brown seeds that produced woody, percussion notes, when banged together.

I imagine they would produce bruises, if one konked someone on the nose.

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Has she located her car yet?

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Tonsils hockey!?

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