[to the tune of peeno noir by titus andromedon] peter hujar

my boldest take of the year (after seeing the chronology of water) is that kristen stewart is the only person who could/should direct a movie adaptation of a little life.

if i had a nickel for every time i saw a play on 42nd street where ronald peet played an eccentric artist in a relationship with an older white man…chile y’all know i’d have 2!!!!

i save all my divisive comedy for bluesky

alan bennett holding him at g*npoint

why won’t they let me see noah robbins :(

not to get into my personal beliefs, but i actually don’t believe the atlantic theater company’s access25 tickets to let’s love sold out in 7 minutes…

matthew saldivar eatin up a scene?? it’s more likely than u think

and don’t tell PAC i said this…I can’t have it getting a big head

soooOoooOooo crazy how committed The Shed is to being the worst building in existence.

just saw one of the worst sights I’ve ever laid eyes on: a man in business casual going over the queensboro bridge on a onewheel

bway in for a rude fucking awakening when the two shows with an avg ticket price above $300 close this weekend 🙂‍↕️

like I know he's not a producer on othello, but it's crazy that no one at nine stories tried to push through a "black out" night for a denzel-helmed kenny leon production that recouped in minutes. slave play never recouped!!!

it’s looking as unnecessary as ever 😭 congrats!!!

who fuuuuuccckkkking cares

Been trying all night to get Tom Francis to do the Sunset Blvd walk with me through the MET, but he just keeps saying “Marika it’s my day off”. Smdh... might go home cause what else is there to do? #MetGala

Just ran into Justice Smith and realized we have the same exact finger waves…okay twin. Embarrassing for us! #MetGala

I texted Patrick Schwarzenegger this morning and said “babe that yellow isn’t working” but he didn’t want to listen to a black woman. 🤷🏽‍♀️ #MetGala

I was supposed to sort of surf in on Diana Ross’s train but she left without me…calling Tracee for a ride. #MetGala

Running late to the #MetGala. Can someone ask them to push dinner 5 minutes?

anyway, THUNDERBOLTS* proves you can be depressed AND hot

rain on the way to see Sinners is racist

fuck right the fuck off with this shit

might start putting “if you even care” in the subject of pr emails at this point

boop the musical isn’t real it can’t hurt you boop the musical isn’t real it can’t hurt you

$500 tickets to celebrity-fronted play revivals aren’t actually doing anything to revitalize the industry if they’re not paired with more & better cheap!!!!! ticket initiatives. $40+ is not cheap, actually.

Call me crazy but I feel like if your Broadway play is raking in over $3M a week you should be able to offer better accessible ticket options than $49 digital lottery and student rush.

Imagine what our world could be if we still had B.J. Novak’s list app

crying

we gotta stop opening anita gelatos everywhere