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Posts by Eva Parker | NORTHEAST FL

There is nowhere on my ads or website that says you have to tell me what race you are when contacting me for a booking.
"Hi, Im a white gentleman"
Nobody asked, like what is that supposed to mean for me?

1 week ago 10 0 0 0

tbh, I'd probably forget Orlando existed too if I lived near Vegas. 😭😂I figured you might have been talking about that one since their west coast festivals start closer to Summer, while Orlando's isn't till November

but I've seen previous footage, and hoooly shit, this would be therapy for me. ❤️

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

With the rate at which I've been driving to Orlando/Tampa/Fort Lauderdale as of late, I should probably consider adding them as my other locales for potential trysts. Seriously. I've been in these cities a LOT recently. Moreso this past month than I have been all this past year.

1 week ago 4 0 0 0

Any particular EDC location? EDC Orlando is closest to me, and I've *been* meaning to attend for a while; it always looks like a phenomenal time. 🥰

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

This is going on my tax return

1 month ago 9 2 0 0

I've been on a Dancer Detox for just about a month now, and while it was incredibly refreshing and let me focus on other means of work and hobbies, I'll eventually have to force myself back into stripping if I don't want to just mentally 'quit' altogether (like I did with school and visiting home).

1 month ago 3 1 0 0

I love women. That is all.

1 month ago 6 1 1 0
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1 month ago 11733 5019 149 270
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the character in question
also mfw I literally cannot be a normal girl to save my life but I guess that's why y'all book me.

1 month ago 4 4 0 0

Yesterday I had a cute opportunity that would not have happened if not for a ref from a close friend to entertain a couple.
At some point, the man joked that his gf and I should do impressions to make each other laugh, and I had to physically stop myself from impersonating Maximillion Pegasus.

1 month ago 4 0 2 0

So I was going to be in Orlando for some work this upcoming weekend (2/1 - 2/2), but unfortunately, the person hosting the meeting had to cancel.
But I can be convinced to make the trip regardless, as I know I have some Orlando admirers here . . .

2 months ago 2 1 1 0

Your body has carried you through every single bad decision you’ve ever made, and one day it’s just gonna say “nah” and quit.

3 months ago 14 1 0 0

Social Studies/History. Every single year of grade school. I was super particular about the history that intrigued me as a kid, and I just wasn't having ANY of it.

Then senior year, I was the best student in my Economy class... but that changed next semester into American Government. Back to F. 💀

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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This could be us, but you didn't want to screen.

3 months ago 9 0 3 0
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The analytics aren't impressive, even though I advertise it on a multitude of platforms. Social media gets plenty of clicks, but the website itself? < 100 clicks so far this month and a tenth of that make it to my rates/booking pages. 💀

3 months ago 2 0 1 0
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I've checked analytics yes. If I lived in a profitable city, I absolutely would require it. But the majority of contact with successful bookings has been through text (which is slim as it is. Very low volume), so I fear I would virtually die in business if I made website booking mandatory right now.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

This myth still exists in 2025, right alongside the myth that you can't get HIV/AIDs if you've never had anal sex. 💀

3 months ago 3 1 0 0

I know the main thing is this city. Jacksonville girls never screen to the point where they don't even know what a 'reference' is, and it seems every one here uses facetime or some shit to verify. I'm the odd one out the bunch, I feel.

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

I know having a website makes me look legitimate as a provider trying to present themselves properly, but I've considered deleting it several times. I haven't gotten a single booking through it this year, and every time I link it, many don't seem to care to read it. It's not a cheap expense.

3 months ago 8 2 3 0

“Sex work is exploitation.” Okay, and so is every corporate job, but you’re not posting about that, are you?

3 months ago 145 44 2 6

Introduce yourself as a Black TV character

4 months ago 4 1 0 0

TIL how ass sleep deprivation in your 30s really feels when I woke up with only 4 hours of sleep, feeling like I was very hungover. I haven't had a drink since Thanksgiving.

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

I hate to say that sex workers tried to warn y'all this wasn't going to stop at just porn sites, but...

4 months ago 2136 1132 5 19

Or. I don't know. Actually wash your ass.

4 months ago 2 0 0 0
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I'm noticing a distinct uptick in men who are allergic to cleaning their own ass, like you all should just pay for a pack of Benadryl and take some before you shower and sit down so my nice hotel sheets can stop paying for existing under your ass.

4 months ago 3 0 4 0

Sometimes I have to remember that independent porn directors who are fascinated by themes they find trending in adult content is primarily from a marketing/studying standpoint, not a personal one

cause I'll be like what do you mean you've never seen girls shoot eggnog into a man's mouth from her pu

4 months ago 3 0 0 0

Never mind, Buldak ramen arrived at my doorstep, crisis averted for the time being.

6 months ago 5 0 0 0

Houston, we have a problem.

6 months ago 2 0 0 0

Clients - life is short. Book a date. It will make you live longer. It’s science.

8 months ago 23 6 0 0

I miss ATL so much, even if the club scene isn't like it used to be pre-covid.

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