I’m really curious as to why

If you can’t make money selling drugs in kreuzberg then what is the world coming to?

Final nail in the coffin for Twitter

Will be a tough game, but interested to see some changes to see what the squad can do. I think Oxford will grow in confidence if we’re still level or behind at 60-65 minutes so an early goal could be crucial

I’ve been loads of times, I never ‘got it’. Until I did one day. Walking through it alone, as it was getting a bit dark. Right through the middle of it.

Was waiting at the bus stop with a woman. I farted. She walked off.

I just think they’re a decent side, quite tasty in midfield and can be really competitive. I think we will have to be at 8/10 to beat them and I’d be wary of resting too many.

I’m not sure that 11 beats this Oxford side.

Friends fear he’s back on the weekly dominos

So we just had a premier league game without var and the world didn’t explode? We are still told constantly that it’s impossible to get rid of it but they never actually say why.

Anel ahmedhodzic:

6 pounds 7 ounces. Turd and father both healthy and well. 🙏🙌

I need a caesarean section booking in or at the very least an epidural and some forceps. It’s not pretty mate

Not sure I have 😔 really struggling with it

Having a poo, not going well

You’d be so pissed off if you were store behind that

It always either takes 7 minutes or 7 hours. There doesn’t seem to be any inbetween

He faked having aids in the 80s because he wanted some attention and he felt like there was some glamour to it. His words not mine.

He’s done me and he’s not even here!

Weak ideas, poorly executed. She won’t be back.

I am just a guy that had sex a lot last night and most of today and wants you to know about it without directly saying it

McDonald’s double cheeseburger. It’s just unrivalled

I’d love to go on this one! I very rarely venture that far west!

I have been here 5.5 years and kottbusser tor ubahn station has never not been under construction too!

‘It’s over to you’
‘Pressures on them’
They’ve been beat 7 times since Christmas!

Michael Brown
Peter Ndlovu
Mark Duffy
Jack O’Connell

I just had a dream that I was sneaking around a supermarket trying to shove a toilet brush up my arse and the staff were following me, trying to prevent me from doing so

Mein hund

Sie heiß ‘Chilli’

#dogsofbluesky

Could you add me pls

Can you add me please!