#aceattorney Happy 4/20/2026

it's so sad alexandre dumas isn't alive to attempt to comprehend me putting edmond monte cristo on my tomodachi life island and making him befriend columbo & dr coomer

fuck da apple scale how vividly can u play snake in ur brain. i'm realizing i don't think that's something most people can do.

Went to tell a friend a joke about me being a godmother/father to something, but couldn't figure which gender I'm feeling rn fast enough, so I guess I'm just God now.

me: oh the dishwasher is done, I need to put the dishes away :)
me: Ooh Ah it is hot! dishes are still hot!
me: okay they r done :) now 2 get some ice creams....OOohhouw the ice cream is. TOO FROZEN! but how do i get it unfrozed without Melting It Completely?

the humble dishwasher, freshly emptied:

*crawls out of doing my taxes covered in blood & calculator juice* did u know that ko-fi doesn't have any way to download summaries of your earnings and you have to add together individual purchased items by urself? I just thought that was interesting.

if i could take any invention back in time i'd take skywriting planes i wanna see what the average midaevil peasent would DO if i started writing shit in the sky

www.imdb.com/video/vi3135...

im drunk off my ass PLEASE watch this trailer it's SO BAD it's HILARIOUS

spy kids + count of monte cristo = meet the robinsons

meet the robinsons & the count of monte cristo live in the same place in my brain. i will not elaborate

Visit EllisonMurphy's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

Kittens are UP!

Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/ellisonmurph...
Breedable Adopts rules: tinyurl.com/ebkha254
& its gene guide: tinyurl.com/yc34x42w

New BA studs are up, new kittens go up tomorrow - noon pacific, as always!

the humble cat: I am going to sleep on one of my colonymates today :) this is normal cuddling because my colonymates are my friends :)
the �̶̛̀̍̕�̵͐́̈̚�̵̌͆̓͗�̴̢̳̜͌ human: *OHHHHHHH mY GOD THAT'S A bBAY I WILL **DIE** FOR* **YOU** mY PRECIOUS PRE CIOSUS BABY!!!!!! OUGHUGOGH CHOOSING *ME* TO SL*EEP MY *BABY!!!!!!*

You know how in a library no one’s trying to sell you anything?

That’s how the internet was.

HLVRAI2 GOOD

sailor: *explaining how they crashed*
the british businessman hovering ominously in the corner: "That's not enough in those waters. I should have reefed in four times and got rid of the foresail."
*everyone turns and Stares At Him*

THIS IS MY SHIT!! THIS IS MY SHIT!! THIS IS MY SHIT!!

Finally reading The Count of Monte Cristo and fucking FLYING through it. NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS THE DRAMATIC IRONY BOOK, FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE DRAMATIC IRONY. That's my entire thing!!!!! And it's like, THE ENTIRE BOOK.

epigenetics joke global warming is turning the teenage mutant ninja turtles trans

I can only imagine everyone's anxiety right now. Good luck & health to the team!

I (high off my ass) was inspired by this wonderful comment to make a document explaining eggs in recipes to future anthropologists: docs.google.com/document/d/1... <3

Hello Ace Attorney fandom this is my contribution

vampires tries to go down on their partner but UH OH! penis and balls are kinda cross-shaped. look out!

man. life is great. but life is also terrible. i bought ice cream, but then, i *ate* the ice cream, and now i once again do not have ice cream.

[Chronicles spoilers lily do not read]

mikotoba 🤝 thrushpelt
I'll Protect You My Friend That Is MY Child.

you see. you understand. I am So weed.

<3 My videos are my customer service voice, I put a kind foot forward out of respect for my fans & the general public. I'm filtered & edited for presentability. You have only seen me fully hinged.

My family heirloom is a severed head. She never stood a chance.

Update: She's been on Peri's back for four days. I scared her off in two hours.

Visit GemGnome's Shop! I've opened a shop. Come take a look!

HEY FELLAS, remember my bestie Gemgnome from Artfight or from drawing my YT icon/Bluesky banner?

She's opened a ko-fi and started selling ADOPTS! This round's some super cute furries based on rabbit breeds. Check her out!!

ko-fi.com/gemgnome/shop

I will not share the carnage (not here anyway) (it's a lil nsfw she's trying 2 push her onlyfans) but I will share some of my beloved friends reactions.