ok i was just here to stalk someone see you in another year when i want to stalk someone else

hahaha. this is a good one, ellie. retweet! hahaha. except i won't be retweeting. it's not good enough for that. still good, though. hahaha. much love.

he's trans now btw

wow a lot has changed since i last logged on here

i've been ma'am'd twice in the past 2 days, once at a best buy and another at a gas station !! i love eyeliner chat

so i go "okay fine yes" and we start talking about it and i said "i probably wasn't subtle enough about it" and she said "dude. you told me you wanted a split dye."

IVE NEVER BEEN MORE VIOLENTLY CLOCKED IN MY LIFE

i told my siblings that i would have a family lore update in 2 weeks and they started asking me what it was so i told them to guess. my little sister immediately goes "does it have something to do with your gender?"

😭

not to be over dramatic or anything but i think if i didn't have my online childhood friends since i was 10 years old i would've been a much more miserable person. like i think good friendship developmentally changed my brain chemistry

this meme format has been bearing a lot of fruit for me

i very delicately came out to my oblivious cishet guy friend in call of duty terms

i actually feel like an adult it's weird. i have a job, my own apartment, friends i hang out with every week, and i'm (semi) openly transitioning ?? like wtf who is this girl

there's one other trans person in the friend group so we just yap about it together and it's great

all i do when i get drunk is talk about how transgender i am

btw i am on estrogen as of 3/6/2025 !! i should probably start a calorie surplus

every third post on r/mtf is "started progesterone today and i am so so incredibly horny"

oh my god i need a boyfriend

not relapsing for this shit because a cigarette addiction is gross but still lowkey annoyed

quit nicotine right before getting a waitress job where a cigarette addiction would get me so much clout fuck my chungus life

update: this is exactly how it went LMAO

we are so back

MY HRT CONSULTATION IS TOMORROWWWWWW

if i ask you to google something and you start reading out the AI overview i will beat you to death with hammers

sorry morning hating is over it's time for regularly scheduled weekday apathy

shoutout to the voices in my head that won't stop shouting at me

never really related to these "i used to be a terrible person" posts. the only person i've ever abused or fucked over is myself

what did nietzsche say about this ass whooping dude shut the fuck up

i hate pseudo-intellectual douchebags. some of you need to get the shit kicked out of you

and if you're whining about how much you miss your ex MAKE IT CREATIVE AT LEAST? if i hear one more flat line like "i was a piece of shiiiiit to youuuu" while an acoustic riff is playing in the background i will kill myself

so sick of solo guitar songs by whiny white men about how much they miss their ex. no one cares dude

sing about your daddy or mommy issues. sing about the power struggle of the working class. sing about trees fuck i don't care just find another subject