these dickheads wish they had a fraction of the aura of Nick Fury Sr

so far in Operation Read All Avengers: there's a point in the 70s where John Buscema, Sal Buscema, Gene Colan and Barry Windsor-Smith are all taking turns doing art on it, it feels like an arms race to outdo each other and it fucking rules

if you're posting images right now, they don't work and people can't see them

imagine the damage having a crostini whipped at you like a ninja star would cause

think of the CHAFING

YEAH, like when i first heard of it i just thought it was a kink and whatever, if someone's into it, good for them

but these guys genuinely believe it's completely a real thing

reminds me of the people who think sissy hypno porn will really hypnotize you

oh yeah, you can stop at the end of Gauntlet and not really lose anything of massive worth

(I'm a "Thanos War is vastly underrated" guy)

hell yeah, I'm going on an adventure on Friday (cinema on the other side of the city I haven't been to before are showing Fight Club)

the epilogue to Avengers #57

I know how people gush over this specific page but FUCK it's so good

every single one of these has been cut into a slutty little croptop

right, I'm biased cuz I do like Punk, but that guy's own footage makes him look EVEN WORSE than the original video did

Punk, if there was ever a situation where that little voice in the back of your head that's clearly constantly screaming "DOUBLE DOWN" is finally to be listened to, it's now

god, Starlin's whole cosmic run fucking rips, "trippy shit in space" should be evergreen

THIS WEEK'S SOUP: leek, potato and carrot again, cuz it's my best one

this happens so often in every promotion now too, every PPV match that's at least decent is now "match of the year" because everything must either be a five star classic or garbage

we've lost The Gentleman's Four Stars

they're like one step away from tiktoks of "I know it's going to be scary for you, but we have this thing called indoor plumbing, it's kind of a local tradition"

at least the funny part about Americans being condescending to people going there for the World Cup as if every other country lives in holes in the ground is that the World Cup is going to be a massive failure

RIGHT, every story people would actually want to see was in the Claremont run or beyond

I don't think anyone demanding the original 5 likes Angel THAT much

regarding MCU X-Men, lots of people who haven't read pre-Claremont are doing "well it should be the original 5"

people want more than the original 5 because the original 5 are just not as entertaining

no Wolverine, no Nightcrawler, no Storm, no Emma Frost, no Colossus, no Kitty Pryde

I spent literal HOURS today doing a hobby task that would have taken 10 seconds for AI to do it

because if I automate my hobby for efficiency over everything else...it's not a hobby anymore

right, very much a case of "even if you don't like him...that dude had it coming"

A drawing of the artist walking around with a silly smile, while a carabiner holding keys, connected to her pants, is making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sound. Above her is a thought bubble with a robot bearing the caption "Lesbotron 3000", also making loud CLINK CLANK CLONK sounds.

happy lesbian week

a joke using a shitty stick figure drawing is infinitely funnier than anything AI ever made

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

what's your favourite pasta shape

very much a "this is going to become A Thing specifically because it's Punk"

cuz anyone else doing this, it'd be perfectly reasonable

that's right vader, powerbomb america

turns out telling a pretty big chunk of your audience "we don't want you watching" is bad for business

shit, even MODOK and AIM are originally Cap villains