Where was Ollie North when this was happening

Construction isn't finished on the Fed headquarters, maybe I can still bury some bodies in there before it's done.

a piece of mystery meat, some carrots, a corn tortilla, and one other thing (the flu).

Anyone nominated by Trump, and who would accept a nomination by Trump, is already by definition a really bad idea. Are we great again yet.

Would you like a flu with your mystery meat and carrots

incoming menswear burn

I would have taken the penicillin every day like it said on the bottle

Is he saying he would have worn condoms

Would get at least 36%.

Sartre's deathbed conversion, Martha's Vineyard edition.

I'll chew a Kirkland 4mg to that.

Gotta drown that pesky vestigial conscience.

Maybe this is when they roll out the AI version of Trump.

So like how did this father angle work

Father: hey kiddo, congrats on the new job, got any hot young staffers I can terrorize?

Daughter: sure dad, go ahead and if they complain I'll retaliate.

The father getting in on it is truly insane. This admin is just a feeding frenzy for shitty people.

He should be impeached just for making people read this drivel.

I'm sorry I'm trying to keep up with all the Bluesky lore I have no room

I frequently travel with a bicycle. Also requires an unfortunate amount of skill.

I liked this Zeitgeist sentence: "rings of concentric media mergers processing all human artistry into one endlessly digestible slurry"

I was so worried about Iran getting a nuclear weapon I couldn't even enjoy shagging Stormy.

The cool thing about them is everyone can immediately identify what they're wearing and throw shit at them.

Discovery has tremendous content possibilities.

Israel didn't talk me into the war but I've miraculously adopted Netanyahu's lifelong idea that Iran should never have a nuclear weapon.

We can safely eliminate buying books as a possibility.

Might see some pocket change. Maybe from Costco? This moment could actually be a brand loyalty move for any CEO that can see past the bottom line.

did no one think to ironically cast Rob Schneider

The Thetans didn't return our request for comment.

So desperate to sound tough with a Tactical Truth.

Et tu, zoo

snus?