I will return here to show you my hatred for my father on this platform, in case you haven't seen. RAAAAGHHH

Who doesn't want to be full of some Samaweegee?

Counting cash, counting ass.

If only the other two had wealthy sons that strangely looked similar to them but with polka-dots... If only.

All my wives just told me to fuck off. That's why I love them so much.

I am very Wee, Samagee, pockets full of geedollars

Rate five stars and the Anti-Weegee Alliance gives you some treasures. Truth.

I forget this site exists, what a low wealth level site.

dick

Deltarune? No thanks. I'd only play if they made me a dark world boss with gold armor. Scratch that, black armor with white spots.

give me a quarter of your savings and we have a deal

This sanic looking mf just followed me who is this??? Are they rich? I want their riches. @sonicexecutable.bsky.social

So glad the rich only follow me. They'll be able to witness Sama goods!

They should add me to a game, I'd make them a load'a money, just saying.

Holy shit I missed the Nintendo Direct. Damn it! Oh well, new tomodachi to give my own mii money towards going to space to.

Mmmeeehhh. I might make a twitter account, after all I haven't been very active in this miserable dump so why not create two accounts in my name? No one has ever seen quite a man like Sama before...

Me, in text form.

Me. Lovely beautiful me.

Don't worry, I'll say it now. New year, new Sama.

I'M LATE DAMN IT

I got paid this Christmas. A better present than anything else.

Merry Richmas or whatever! Go spend your money this holiday.

Yes, I haven't been on in quite some time. Do be patient, I do a bit of errands around my mansion.

You already know it's a medium rare.

Indeed I do.

Had an astonishingly good steak this morning. Just magnificent.

Been trying hard to track down the other accounts of my family... It's oddly tougher than it seems, not even father is on here.

YTP Invasion should put me in their mod. They NEED a wealthy man like me who has a staggering amount of wives.

If I saw my father's head in my mailbox I would act the same.

This is me acting like he hasn't done this 25 times just to mess with me. Goodness.

Lost you at refugees. Only came here for the monopoly guy honestly.

Finally. A better Weegee. Can you replace my father please?