Morrisons - massive own goal

the bbc persian service must be dull

If Arsenal played an important match last night and Keir didn’t know the result he would ask someone. If they said they can’t tell him he’d ask someone else until he found out!

I thought only LinkedIn guru consultant disrupter founder genius woke at 5.00 am to go to the gym before running a marathon and getting a chai latte checking emails, not responding to any, kissing their children before international teams calls and twelve hours of making themselves feel important

how many nuclear warheads does one need?

if i failed my driving test i could hope they didn’t tell dvlc and i could just go around driving wherever i wanted

Screen scandal: How Ofcom lets GB News get away with it SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: A channel constantly breaking the rules has effectively become Reform TV, while our useless state regulator does nothing

Portrait of a regulator’s collapse….

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Rugby - Pollock should be charged by the RFI for that ridiculous shush gesture - and he should be embarrassed - but of course he won’t be and the next thing is there will be 7 year olds doing it on Sunday mornings!

When was she ever PM?

MOTD I have to give kudos to the person who cuts Micah’s hair - the piss take is working and you’re probably being paid quite a lot for it 😂

how come no one is worried about the gays of Hormuz!

If any Americans actually think anything Hegseth says is credible they should wobble their heads! I know some of you are good people - please get a grip on your politicians

unfortunately my boss loves it - so he’s gradually being fed as
much bullshit as i can make it do! a slow burning project that will see him explode

And it will make absolutely no difference at all to anything except the profits of whichever flag maker they choose to contract with - odds on it will be owned by one of them!

How is it possible for an England replacement Hooker to not be trusted enough to throw in to a lineout so you keep an obviously injured man on the pitch for ten minutes. It’s bizarre!

In the world of the Great white fish it's the blue fish that understands the colour of everything

BBC Question Time is great at ensuring the best Naval military minds are in the room when discussing operational capability

Danny Dyer is Marmite

Janey Godley was right 🤷‍♂️

Mandy and Andy can not be the only ones ….. let’s keep digging and start convicting!

Do we need to take a moment for the people who work in marketing for Artificial Insemination companies?

I like Mark Kelly!

Richard Tice’s Commercial Property company reports rental income 20% down - I wonder if there is any connection to Farage’s bizarre working from home position?

Yer man Mandelson is doing nothing ! what too soon?

Football laws should be changed - just allow players to handle the ball in the box - forwards or defenders - not catch it but just nudge it!

My idea - remove all defenders from in front of the goal. Make your GK come for the corner every time - if he gets blocked it will be obvious, if he doesn’t he should have the advantage of height to get a hand to the ball to clear it. The numbers of wrestling defenders is creating the opportunity

Mouse in the house behind Kemi B!!!

asking him to do something honorable seems optimistic given what we just found out he did (to add to what we already knew)

Because the liars persuade the gullible - It is an easy equation to square -